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The Stymie Thread..... Hello all Sinister here aka the Chocolate boy wonder aka Sin Sinatra...I would like to welcome you all to the Stymie thread. This thread is about everything Stymie....This is NOT an appreciation thread...I don't do those... Appreciation threads are so 1986 and Cory Feldman....
I would like to croon for you a classic Issac Hayes song called "No Substitute". I have decided since orgers are a visual people I shall make this for the visually pared... You know, Stymie.. you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way.. Or an extra-value meal at Mcdonalds way.. No, I mean special, like the song of the hummingbird.... As it gets ready to find a female hummingburd.. And make sweet love to it, all night long. Just 2 hummingbirds, moaning and groaning...Lettin' their bodies caress, and touch each other in ecstasy. Then Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird.. And eases his way into her golden valley. Gliding Gently… in and out.. in and out.. ooh, in and out.. 2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long.. Until finally, the male hummingbird screams with passion.. and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest.. Yeah.. and it makes me wanna.. Makes me wanna sing this special song for you, Yeah baby.. Oh Stymie, your such a special woman to me! How I'd love to lay ya down.. And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue! Stymie, you're my sexual fantasy.. How 'bout you and me, get it together and make sweet love! Cos, nobody can take your place, no way they could match your face You've got it goin' on in a way so clear, I just wanna buy you a beer I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could uh.. Come by and pick you up in my caaaaarrr.. No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No Substitute! No baby there's.. No Substitute, for you girl, No Substitute for you now! I know you love my body so much It's something you can't have but touch, oww! I might let you if you promise to be gentle.. hmm, now i'm gettin' all sentimental.. Maybe after I pick you up in my car, we could bog down over by the gas station and gofor2weeksand1nightinthebackseatand....Drop you off at hooome.. No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No Substitute! No baby there's.. No Substitute, come on lemme sing.. No Substitute for you now! Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds? Well, after their night of Passion.. The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat.. All he could think about was that one incredible night.. when feathers were flying all over the nest, and beaks were where they shouldn't be.. So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song.. Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire.. Just like i'm calling for you baby.. [whistles] Hey, get yo' ass over her for some good lovin'! There's only one word that can describe you.. Your a flippety-floppity-hotcha-mamma-hoo-hoo! You've got everything i've ever wanted... ..my metaphors have all been exhausted... So what's say you and I forget about singing this song And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves and get down to some businessss.. No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No-no-no-no Substitute! No baby there's.. No Substitute, for you girl.. No-no-no-no-no-Substitute.. Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous.. Sin-ettes! No-no-no-no-sub-sti-tute-for-you no-no-no-no-no-no, for you girl.. No Substitute.. No Substitute, No substitute for you.. Stymieeee! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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i will allow her to eat her pizza anyway she wants | |
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even though she gave me hell as a newbie mod in P&R for Stymie | |
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Go Stymie. Go Stymie | |
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All jokes aside Stymie has ALWAYS been extremely nice and cool with me...I have no idea why but she is....
I really appreciate it and think your awesome...and I want to have your babies... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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stymie rocks! | |
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the most breathtaking smile at last weekend's P-shows in Vegas belonged to Stymie.....great to have met her!!!
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brownsugar said: i will allow her to eat her pizza anyway she wants
i loves me some stymie. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: brownsugar said: i will allow her to eat her pizza anyway she wants
i loves me some stymie. Dirty gal. | |
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Best. Thread. Ever. The Normal Whores Club | |
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brownsugar said: i will allow her to eat her pizza anyway she wants
You all don't KNOW what this means! That's fucking JUICE! The Normal Whores Club | |
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HamsterHuey said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: i loves me some stymie. Dirty gal. i like being dirty. | |
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Sinister said: I really appreciate it and think your awesome...and I want to have your babies...
get in line, man! | |
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abierman said: the most breathtaking smile
Oh, hell yes. The Normal Whores Club | |
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~Stymie Phenomenal woman! | |
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In the midst of study hell, you have made my day.
Dre: I'm nice to you because you rawk. YOu have been kind to everyone on here and you are one of those peeps that gets along with everyone. I wanna be an Org Superstar like you one day. Mach: Nothing personal. I give all the mods hell. I really do dig you. FM and Dansa, two of my bestest friends: Askel: It was an honor to meet you this past weekend and yes I am a shameless flirt. XaxaX: We don't always get along but some of your posts blow me away. Shanna: You made my Xmas. You have no idea. Gooey: Someday..... | |
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Stymie's a groovy chick
Who could probaly whomp my ass | |
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Brownsugar, my partna in crime: We need to get together this weekend. Make it happen. | |
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Nikster said: Stymie's a groovy chick
I wouldn't harm a hair on your sexy head. Who could probaly whomp my ass | |
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I just really read what you said Dre. What. the. fuck? | |
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One of my favorite orgers..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: One of my favorite orgers..... BTW, while I'm hugging you, I will be copping a feel. | |
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Stymie said: I just really read what you said Dre. What. the. fuck?
this thread became a classic right out the gate, didn't it? | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Stymie said: pardonme4livin said: One of my favorite orgers..... BTW, while I'm hugging you, I will be copping a feel. Help yourself baby..... make sure you get a gooood feel of my rock hard booty.... | |
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Stymie is one of those amazing people you see shining, even before you meet her in person...
Ivy I can't wait to give you a REAL hug in April | |
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pardonme4livin said: Stymie said: And you are one of mine.
BTW, while I'm hugging you, I will be copping a feel. Help yourself baby..... make sure you get a gooood feel of my rock hard booty.... get 'em Stymie | |
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she's my org hero... | |
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DanceWme said: pardonme4livin said: Help yourself baby..... make sure you get a gooood feel of my rock hard booty.... get 'em Stymie | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Valerie. You were so cool from the moment I met you. | |
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