Its time for that time of year where we torture ourselves making promises we can't keep. So what are yours?

I am going to lose 50 pounds.

i think a lot of people resolved not to post to your threads!

Anx said:

Why what did I do?

Stop surrounding myself with negative people

LordEvil said:

Whatever people tell you, it's NOT because of the gratuitous anal bleaching references. Don't believe it!

DanceWme said:

SHUT UP

Anx said:

u've started sumthin Anx

Anx said:

DanceWme said:

i hope you realize i meant "SHUT UP" in a warm, brotherly, sweetly moist kind of way.

DanceWme said:

or people that leave without saying goodbye

Anx said:

I'm going to keep being perfect.

LordEvil said:

Anx said:

Okay i promise not to bring up anal bleaching anymore

Be kinder to Penguins.

LordEvil said:

Don't say that - you'll prompt a stock market crash.

Kill more penguins.

LleeLlee said:

and exactly what do u do to penguins?

Anx said:

no really that is my resolution

Kill Cloudbuster.

DanceWme said:

Insult them

LleeLlee said:

its ok


so are u really gonna kill poor ol' cloudbuster?

I resolve to always finish what I start

LordEvil said:

This isn't over!

oh my

LleeLlee said:

I have a date!

DanceWme said:

I might have to, to save the Penguins.

Do people still make resolutions?

I never make any.

im going to try to be more patient with people who aren't as magnificent as I am