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Reply #30 posted 12/26/06 12:32pm

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karmatornado said:

LleeLlee said:




SO thats why he needed them, I thought it was for writing ransom notes.


No hes going to use them to graffiti the walls of his local neighborhood, much like my 7th grade hooligans tag up their restrooms at school! mad


actually, someone wrote "DRAW FOUR BITCH" outside the door of my apartment building. it's killing me to not go out there and put a comma in it to read "DRAW FOUR, BITCH"

it also cracks me up. so freaking random.
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Reply #31 posted 12/26/06 12:32pm

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cborgman said:

karmatornado said:



I know you want to Hold On To the Nights, Hold on to the Memories Chris! Come on if you want this C.D. It will be Right Here Waiting For You! lol


falloff

that's sweet of you, but i hate richard marx


See even you think my gift is retarted so much for every gift is a good gift!
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Reply #32 posted 12/26/06 12:33pm

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NDRU said:

LleeLlee said:




SO thats why he needed them, I thought it was for writing ransom notes.


that's the beauty of them--cd's, ransom letters, end-zone autographs, drunk friend face painting...


ever seen the episode of friends when ross and rachel get drunk and sharpie each others faces... HILARIOUS!
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Reply #33 posted 12/26/06 12:33pm

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karmatornado said:

cborgman said:



falloff

that's sweet of you, but i hate richard marx


See even you think my gift is retarted so much for every gift is a good gift!


alright... it is a ittle stupid
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Reply #34 posted 12/26/06 12:34pm

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cborgman said:

karmatornado said:



No hes going to use them to graffiti the walls of his local neighborhood, much like my 7th grade hooligans tag up their restrooms at school! mad


actually, someone wrote "DRAW FOUR BITCH" outside the door of my apartment building. it's killing me to not go out there and put a comma in it to read "DRAW FOUR, BITCH"

it also cracks me up. so freaking random.


It's like someone's playing an angry graffiti-ed game of Uno. giggle
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Reply #35 posted 12/26/06 12:34pm

Anx

cborgman said:

NDRU said:



nod they're essential for labeling burned cd's


and in my case burned dvds


i thought you were updating your resume and ran out of crayons!
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Reply #36 posted 12/26/06 12:35pm

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CarrieMpls said:

cborgman said:



actually, someone wrote "DRAW FOUR BITCH" outside the door of my apartment building. it's killing me to not go out there and put a comma in it to read "DRAW FOUR, BITCH"

it also cracks me up. so freaking random.


It's like someone's playing an angry graffiti-ed game of Uno. giggle


exactly. i have decided it shall be the anme of my production company.

DRAW FOUR, BITCH presents...
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Reply #37 posted 12/26/06 12:37pm

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Anx said:

cborgman said:



and in my case burned dvds


i thought you were updating your resume and ran out of crayons!


shouldn't you be roaming the streets with a shopping cart full of soda cans, yelling at random passers-by about how president reagan gave you herpes?
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]
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Reply #38 posted 12/26/06 12:41pm

Anx

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Anx said:



i thought you were updating your resume and ran out of crayons!


shouldn't you be roaming the streets with a shopping cart full of soda cans, yelling at random passers-by about how president reagan gave you herpes?
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]


if that's your way of asking if i enjoyed the fruitcake you sent me, the answer is i'm using it as a doorstop.
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Reply #39 posted 12/26/06 12:41pm

purplerein

cborgman said:

Anx said:



i thought you were updating your resume and ran out of crayons!


Did I mention that Parker Posey sent me a box of Godiva chocolates?...she's my new bitch!
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]

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Reply #40 posted 12/26/06 12:43pm

Anx

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cborgman said:



Did I mention that Parker Posey sent me a box of Godiva chocolates?...she's my new bitch!
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]

eek


i wouldn't eat those either! i heard she makes organic fudge - "regifts", if you will. ill
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Reply #41 posted 12/26/06 12:46pm

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purplerein said:

cborgman said:



Did I mention that Parker Posey sent me a box of Godiva chocolates?...she's my new bitch!
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]

eek


i am bummed out. we had to miss jackie beat's christmas show. it sold out before we got tickets, so i didn't get my christmas dose of parker
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Reply #42 posted 12/26/06 12:46pm

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Anx said:

cborgman said:



shouldn't you be roaming the streets with a shopping cart full of soda cans, yelling at random passers-by about how president reagan gave you herpes?
[Edited 12/26/06 12:38pm]


if that's your way of asking if i enjoyed the fruitcake you sent me, the answer is i'm using it as a doorstop.


fruitcake? that's a buttplug.
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Reply #43 posted 12/26/06 12:48pm

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cborgman said:

purplerein said:


eek


i am bummed out. we had to miss jackie beat's christmas show. it sold out before we got tickets, so i didn't get my christmas dose of parker


I want to fuck Parker Posey's brain out ever since that movie Party Girl
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Reply #44 posted 12/26/06 12:48pm

Illustrator

A night with a hooker who wasn't all that bright.

(Please pardon me if that comes off as a bit redundant.)
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Reply #45 posted 12/26/06 12:52pm

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karmatornado said:

cborgman said:



i am bummed out. we had to miss jackie beat's christmas show. it sold out before we got tickets, so i didn't get my christmas dose of parker


I want to fuck Parker Posey's brain out ever since that movie Party Girl


i was obsessed with her and that movie in high school. everytime i see her i have to bite my tongue to keep from screeching "HE-HE-HELLO!" at her.
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Reply #46 posted 12/26/06 12:56pm

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karmatornado said:

cborgman said:



i am bummed out. we had to miss jackie beat's christmas show. it sold out before we got tickets, so i didn't get my christmas dose of parker


I want to fuck Parker Posey's brain out ever since that movie Party Girl



hey I'm about to comment on that episode of Friends with the Sharpies if you keep this up!

scolding me about calendar girls... razz
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Reply #47 posted 12/26/06 12:57pm

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cborgman said:

karmatornado said:



I want to fuck Parker Posey's brain out ever since that movie Party Girl


i was obsessed with her and that movie in high school. everytime i see her i have to bite my tongue to keep from screeching "HE-HE-HELLO!" at her.


I'm convinced if she wanted to she could be a huge superstar but she's just into keeping her street cred as an indie film godess!
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Reply #48 posted 12/26/06 1:00pm

Anx

cborgman said:

Anx said:



if that's your way of asking if i enjoyed the fruitcake you sent me, the answer is i'm using it as a doorstop.


fruitcake? that's a buttplug.


aw, i thought i noticed a resemblence to you. i thought it was a predator bobblehead doll for a minute.
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Reply #49 posted 12/26/06 1:02pm

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Anx said:

cborgman said:



fruitcake? that's a buttplug.


aw, i thought i noticed a resemblence to you. i thought it was a predator bobblehead doll for a minute.


yea... i got nothing. too hung over from all the champagne yesterday
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Reply #50 posted 12/26/06 1:03pm

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cborgman said:

i don't mean to be a tree-hugging hippie bleeding heart liberal, but, as long as the person meant it well, i don't think there is a bad gift. someone gave me sharpies, which would seem like a lame gift, but i LOVE sharpies, needed them, and it was well thought out and well intentioned.


Dude, I soooo totally agree with this.
It depends on where the person's heart is when they buy you the gift.

My nephew drew a picture of me and him with crayon on lined notebook paper, and I loved that present so much that I now have it framed in my bedroom.


I personally don't care what the gift is so long as there is thought behind it.
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Reply #51 posted 12/26/06 1:08pm

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Imago said:

cborgman said:

i don't mean to be a tree-hugging hippie bleeding heart liberal, but, as long as the person meant it well, i don't think there is a bad gift. someone gave me sharpies, which would seem like a lame gift, but i LOVE sharpies, needed them, and it was well thought out and well intentioned.


Dude, I soooo totally agree with this.
It depends on where the person's heart is when they buy you the gift.

My nephew drew a picture of me and him with crayon on lined notebook paper, and I loved that present so much that I now have it framed in my bedroom.


I personally don't care what the gift is so long as there is thought behind it.


Your right dude but there is no thought behind Richard Marx, and that stuff with you nephew thats just cute.
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Reply #52 posted 12/26/06 1:09pm

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Oh yeah and I got that new Gwen Stefani C.D. as a stocking stuffer, its kinda weird. I like 3 songs a lot, but I'm indifferent to the rest
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Reply #53 posted 12/26/06 1:52pm

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I got a sun tan kit...Includes sun tan oils, tanning book, and 3 free tans at the tanning salon...Mind you Im blacker than Suge Knight at the Source awards... neutral

Giving a dark skinned black man suntan lotion is not a good gift choice or you prefer to see me as African Purple... neutral
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Reply #54 posted 12/26/06 1:53pm

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I got a sun tan kit...Includes sun tan oils, tanning book, and 3 free tans at the tanning salon...Mind you Im blacker than Suge Knight at the Source awards... neutral

Giving a dark skinned black man suntan lotion is not a good gift choice or you prefer to see me as African Purple... neutral



it'll keep you from getting all ashy...
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Reply #55 posted 12/26/06 1:54pm

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karmatornado said:

DanceWme said:

My neighbor gave me a calender

Im sorry but hmm


Hey I need a calendar! Trade you a Richard Marx C.D!




I'll trade you MY calendar for the Richard Marx c.d. I actually like his voice boxed



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Reply #56 posted 12/26/06 1:55pm

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purplerein said:

Sinister said:

I got a sun tan kit...Includes sun tan oils, tanning book, and 3 free tans at the tanning salon...Mind you Im blacker than Suge Knight at the Source awards... neutral

Giving a dark skinned black man suntan lotion is not a good gift choice or you prefer to see me as African Purple... neutral



it'll keep you from getting all ashy...


I like my ash...my mom says it gives me character...
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Reply #57 posted 12/26/06 2:00pm

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karmatornado said:

You know I'm generally happy with the gifts that I recieved but why in the world did someone purchase me a Richard Marx Greatest Hits C.D.? I mean come on! This guy had to have written some of the sappiest power ballads ever! I thought it was a joke and I was gonna get a better gift! But no I got to keep good old Mr. Marx! lol



The most retarded gift I recieved this year was a package of 3 blue Christmas ornaments.

What am I gonna do with blue balls? Three of them, at that.

My colors are red and gold. Can we say "re-gift"?
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Reply #58 posted 12/26/06 2:06pm

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NewPowerSoulSista said:

karmatornado said:

You know I'm generally happy with the gifts that I recieved but why in the world did someone purchase me a Richard Marx Greatest Hits C.D.? I mean come on! This guy had to have written some of the sappiest power ballads ever! I thought it was a joke and I was gonna get a better gift! But no I got to keep good old Mr. Marx! lol



The most retarded gift I recieved this year was a package of 3 blue Christmas ornaments.

What am I gonna do with blue balls? Three of them, at that.

My colors are red and gold. Can we say "re-gift"?


it's the thought that counts, but ornaments are the one gift you can guarantee nobody will use for at least a year, right?
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Reply #59 posted 12/26/06 2:10pm

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Yes, it is the thought that counts. MAYBE I can find some other blue ornaments and "make it work" next year. biggrin
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