You know I'm generally happy with the gifts that I recieved but why in the world did someone purchase me a Richard Marx Greatest Hits C.D.? I mean come on! This guy had to have written some of the sappiest power ballads ever! I thought it was a joke and I was gonna get a better gift! But no I got to keep good old Mr. Marx!

who bought you that?

i don't mean to be a tree-hugging hippie bleeding heart liberal, but, as long as the person meant it well, i don't think there is a bad gift. someone gave me sharpies, which would seem like a lame gift, but i LOVE sharpies, needed them, and it was well thought out and well intentioned.

My neighbor gave me a calender

Im sorry but

cborgman said:

What are Sharpies?

My dad gave me Bob Dylan's memoirs, but I already have it.

But he bought it off my Amazon.com Wish List that I haven't updated since last year, so I gave myself the most retarded gift this year!

LleeLlee said:

it's a kind of rash.

LleeLlee said:

sharp felt tip pens

cborgman said:

Your right, but come on I have never liked Richard Marx, nor given off any Richard Marx fan club vibes, just a bad call!

NDRU said:

My Godfather Gerald!

LleeLlee said:

the most magical felt tipped pen in existance

DanceWme said:

Hey I need a calendar! Trade you a Richard Marx C.D!

cborgman said:

Sharpies are awesome, better than richard marx

karmatornado said:

Anx said:

no, those are anxies

My mom gave my sister a fundraising calendar that featured nude local women (mostly over 50) ala the movie Calendar Girls.

Cute idea, but she doesn't want to look at it all year!

DanceWme said:

NDRU said:

oh, i LOVED that movie!

karmatornado said:

Do you think the record store folks played a joke on him when he asked them "what are kids listening to these days?"

cborgman said:

me too!

cborgman said:

I know you want to Hold On To the Nights, Hold on to the Memories Chris! Come on if you want this C.D. It will be Right Here Waiting For You!

cborgman said:

yeah, cute movie, like the Full Monte

Oh right, thats a nice present.

(not the rash, the sharp pens)

So this thread is about retarted gifts not movies with old people stripping! Get back on topic

LleeLlee said:

they're essential for labeling burned cd's

NDRU said:

SO thats why he needed them, I thought it was for writing ransom notes.

LleeLlee said:

No hes going to use them to graffiti the walls of his local neighborhood, much like my 7th grade hooligans tag up their restrooms at school!

LleeLlee said:

that's the beauty of them--cd's, ransom letters, end-zone autographs, drunk friend face painting...

karmatornado said:

that's sweet of you, but i hate richard marx

NDRU said:

and in my case burned dvds