LordEvil said: Anx said: trying really hard to stifle yet another rant regarding my meg ryan aversion...
Dude Andie McDowell Meg Ryan we hate the same people tell me you hate Nicole Kidman for the trifectia. I don't so much hate Andie McDowell (which if I really thought about it I probably do) as much as I'm afraid of her because I think she's either a soulless vampire wraith (have you REALLY looked at her eyes?) or the alien in Predator - or both, which is most likely the case. I don't mind Nicole Kidman, really...she survived Tom Cruise and went on to date dirty rock stars for a while, so whatever. You do bring up a valid point, though - I need a third actress to hate for my trilogy of terribleness to be complete. I'd probably choose that chipmunk faced trog Renee Zellwringer or whatever her name is. Her face bugs me, and I do have a big problem with her for buying all the extra footage of "Grey Gardens" from the Maysles Brothers and then throwing a fit and saying nobody would ever see it because she didn't get cast in the Hollywood adaptation of the documentary (which is going to SUCK anyway, and her jack-o-lantern face would have made Little Edie spin in her grave). HATE! | |
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Never, honestly.
But on a lighter note, a few years back I went with someone to see "Van Helsing" because they wanted to and I almost hurled. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: Dude Andie McDowell Meg Ryan we hate the same people tell me you hate Nicole Kidman for the trifectia. I don't so much hate Andie McDowell (which if I really thought about it I probably do) as much as I'm afraid of her because I think she's either a soulless vampire wraith (have you REALLY looked at her eyes?) or the alien in Predator - or both, which is most likely the case. I don't mind Nicole Kidman, really...she survived Tom Cruise and went on to date dirty rock stars for a while, so whatever. You do bring up a valid point, though - I need a third actress to hate for my trilogy of terribleness to be complete. I'd probably choose that chipmunk faced trog Renee Zellwringer or whatever her name is. Her face bugs me, and I do have a big problem with her for buying all the extra footage of "Grey Gardens" from the Maysles Brothers and then throwing a fit and saying nobody would ever see it because she didn't get cast in the Hollywood adaptation of the documentary (which is going to SUCK anyway, and her jack-o-lantern face would have made Little Edie spin in her grave). HATE! other candidates for your third could be Catherine Zeta Jones Charlize Theron Tara Reid Jennifer Aniston ( Truely a soulless whore that can only play one character) Theres a few to help you out. 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: I don't so much hate Andie McDowell (which if I really thought about it I probably do) as much as I'm afraid of her because I think she's either a soulless vampire wraith (have you REALLY looked at her eyes?) or the alien in Predator - or both, which is most likely the case. I don't mind Nicole Kidman, really...she survived Tom Cruise and went on to date dirty rock stars for a while, so whatever. You do bring up a valid point, though - I need a third actress to hate for my trilogy of terribleness to be complete. I'd probably choose that chipmunk faced trog Renee Zellwringer or whatever her name is. Her face bugs me, and I do have a big problem with her for buying all the extra footage of "Grey Gardens" from the Maysles Brothers and then throwing a fit and saying nobody would ever see it because she didn't get cast in the Hollywood adaptation of the documentary (which is going to SUCK anyway, and her jack-o-lantern face would have made Little Edie spin in her grave). HATE! other candidates for your third could be Catherine Zeta Jones Charlize Theron Tara Reid Jennifer Aniston ( Truely a soulless whore that can only play one character) Theres a few to help you out. Do not talk about Rachel Greene | |
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DanceWme said: LordEvil said: other candidates for your third could be Catherine Zeta Jones Charlize Theron Tara Reid Jennifer Aniston ( Truely a soulless whore that can only play one character) Theres a few to help you out. Do not talk about Rachel Greene our first fight, I hate jennifer aniston I LOOOOOATHE HER!!!!! 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: I don't so much hate Andie McDowell (which if I really thought about it I probably do) as much as I'm afraid of her because I think she's either a soulless vampire wraith (have you REALLY looked at her eyes?) or the alien in Predator - or both, which is most likely the case. I don't mind Nicole Kidman, really...she survived Tom Cruise and went on to date dirty rock stars for a while, so whatever. You do bring up a valid point, though - I need a third actress to hate for my trilogy of terribleness to be complete. I'd probably choose that chipmunk faced trog Renee Zellwringer or whatever her name is. Her face bugs me, and I do have a big problem with her for buying all the extra footage of "Grey Gardens" from the Maysles Brothers and then throwing a fit and saying nobody would ever see it because she didn't get cast in the Hollywood adaptation of the documentary (which is going to SUCK anyway, and her jack-o-lantern face would have made Little Edie spin in her grave). HATE! other candidates for your third could be Catherine Zeta Jones Charlize Theron Tara Reid Jennifer Aniston ( Truely a soulless whore that can only play one character) Theres a few to help you out. i do hate jennifer aniston, but i also feel a little bit sorry for her because i think she has a face like an old moccasin. i love tara reid because she's a career trainwreck. she's kind of like the fergie to courtney love's gwen. | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: other candidates for your third could be Catherine Zeta Jones Charlize Theron Tara Reid Jennifer Aniston ( Truely a soulless whore that can only play one character) Theres a few to help you out. i do hate jennifer aniston, but i also feel a little bit sorry for her because i think she has a face like an old moccasin. i love tara reid because she's a career trainwreck. she's kind of like the fergie to courtney love's gwen. LMAO @tara reid fergie, courtney love, gwen reference. Jennifer with all her money needs a nose job so fucking bad its scary, or just a whole new face job. So catherine and charlise are in? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: i do hate jennifer aniston, but i also feel a little bit sorry for her because i think she has a face like an old moccasin. i love tara reid because she's a career trainwreck. she's kind of like the fergie to courtney love's gwen. LMAO @tara reid fergie, courtney love, gwen reference. Jennifer with all her money needs a nose job so fucking bad its scary, or just a whole new face job. So catherine and charlise are in? i truly think it's going to have to be renee. i mean, let's look at the accomplishments of my coven of hate: renee: hoarding footage from my favorite film of all time because she's a bitter ass. meg: ruined another of my favorite films ("wings of desire") by making that donkeyfuck remake ("shitty of angels"). andie: may possibly sneak into my home one night and eat my soul. pretty strong qualifications! | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: LMAO @tara reid fergie, courtney love, gwen reference. Jennifer with all her money needs a nose job so fucking bad its scary, or just a whole new face job. So catherine and charlise are in? i truly think it's going to have to be renee. i mean, let's look at the accomplishments of my coven of hate: renee: hoarding footage from my favorite film of all time because she's a bitter ass. meg: ruined another of my favorite films ("wings of desire") by making that donkeyfuck remake ("shitty of angels"). andie: may possibly sneak into my home one night and eat my soul. pretty strong qualifications! Good reasons maybe you need six add Jennifer, nicole, Charlise 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: i do hate jennifer aniston, but i also feel a little bit sorry for her because i think she has a face like an old moccasin. i love tara reid because she's a career trainwreck. she's kind of like the fergie to courtney love's gwen. LMAO @tara reid fergie, courtney love, gwen reference. Jennifer with all her money needs a nose job so fucking bad its scary, or just a whole new face job. So catherine and charlise are in? Listen, I know you're just playing the role of antagonist and terminal bore - and I truly feel dirty and soiled spending my fantastic dinner's petitides and amino acids replying to your word selection - but no-one needs a nose-job. Just thought I'd slip that in with a few empahaised words in italics. Ugh. My shirtsleeves have adopted a darker hue already. | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: i truly think it's going to have to be renee. i mean, let's look at the accomplishments of my coven of hate: renee: hoarding footage from my favorite film of all time because she's a bitter ass. meg: ruined another of my favorite films ("wings of desire") by making that donkeyfuck remake ("shitty of angels"). andie: may possibly sneak into my home one night and eat my soul. pretty strong qualifications! Good reasons maybe you need six add Jennifer, nicole, Charlise charlise is okay for doing "monster", but she could have thanked eileen wuournos when she won her damn oscar. i'll put those three on my reserves list in case one of my trio of hate does a john waters movie or something. lord knows that's the only reason i can tolerate melanie griffith. | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: Good reasons maybe you need six add Jennifer, nicole, Charlise charlise is okay for doing "monster", but she could have thanked eileen wuournos when she won her damn oscar. i'll put those three on my reserves list in case one of my trio of hate does a john waters movie or something. lord knows that's the only reason i can tolerate melanie griffith. melanie Griffith the mirror image of Meg except just slightly more evil. 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: charlise is okay for doing "monster", but she could have thanked eileen wuournos when she won her damn oscar. i'll put those three on my reserves list in case one of my trio of hate does a john waters movie or something. lord knows that's the only reason i can tolerate melanie griffith. melanie Griffith the mirror image of Meg except just slightly more evil. i just love that she agreed to say the line "they sent me a fucking WHITE LIMO? do i look like a DRUG DEALER?!" - i had to give her points for that. | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: melanie Griffith the mirror image of Meg except just slightly more evil. i just love that she agreed to say the line "they sent me a fucking WHITE LIMO? do i look like a DRUG DEALER?!" - i had to give her points for that. yeah but she didn't write it, she is evil prue evil 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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No, but I remember feeling sick to my stomach watching Sid & Nancy | |
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Anx said: evenstar3 said: let it all out! i can't stand her either Just LOOKING at her makes me mad. I'm serious. She is like the total opposite of everything I hope to stand for in this existence. If I ruled the world, she'd live in a dungeon and scientists would experiment on her constantly in an attempt to discover why she is so vile. I like to think that I'm a person who avoids hatred or holding negative feelings toward anyone, even if I know they hate me - but then I remember Meg Ryan and I remember I'm not so damn spiritually evolved after all because, oh my goodness it feels sooo good to say I HATE HER!!! Other than that, she was kind of okay in that Doors movie. That's funny because I'm consumed with indifference when it comes to Meg Ryan. I don't even know if I'd recognize her, even if her countenance was splayed across the face of Hoover Dam. | |
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funny this thread comes up today cause just last night i had to turn off Tetsuo: The Iron Man after just twenty minutes...I had just popped in one of them frozen California Fresh Pizza thingies, started up the film and from the start realized this wasn't a film to watch while eating...
i seriously tried not to get upset (repeatedly telling myself i could stomach it) but the visuals in the film just kept going from gross to worst. anyone else see this film? i do intend on finishing it...when im on an empty stomach... stories about a guy who slowely is turning into a robot (or something like that)...very lynchian. Space for sale... | |
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heartbeatocean said: Anx said: Just LOOKING at her makes me mad. I'm serious. She is like the total opposite of everything I hope to stand for in this existence. If I ruled the world, she'd live in a dungeon and scientists would experiment on her constantly in an attempt to discover why she is so vile. I like to think that I'm a person who avoids hatred or holding negative feelings toward anyone, even if I know they hate me - but then I remember Meg Ryan and I remember I'm not so damn spiritually evolved after all because, oh my goodness it feels sooo good to say I HATE HER!!! Other than that, she was kind of okay in that Doors movie. That's funny because I'm consumed with indifference when it comes to Meg Ryan. I don't even know if I'd recognize her, even if her countenance was splayed across the face of Hoover Dam. talk about your signs of the apocalypse | |
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Anything Madonna ever appeared in. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Imago said: Movies that make me sick
Shindler's List: Love the movie, but can't handle the scene where the two boys are hiding in the cesspool. Gone With The Wind: The man who is screaming when he's getting his legs sawed off . Hannibal: The scene where he's cut the top of what's-his-name's head off. ANY torture scene in ANY movie. I simply can't handle the site of torture. I haven't seen ANY of these movies. Someone gets their legs sawed off in "Gone With the Wind"?! I seriously don't even know the story behind this movie. The chainsaw scene in Scarface is pretty disturbing though. Nothing has ever made me physically ill though. Disturbed and sad, yes. Like The Deer Hunter. Even Faces of Death didn't make me ill. It made me disgusted that people would do such things and/or film them, but I never get pukey from anything. Yes! There's this scene in Gone with The Wind after the north invades Atlanta, and the dead and wounded are being laid out in the streets. The scene doesn't actually show you what's going on, other than you see shadows in a tent, but the soldier begging and pleading for them not to do it, and screaming and crying, made my skin crawl. | |
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damosuzuki said: The first time I saw Pink Flamingos I laughed so hard I threw up on my sister's coffee table and carpet. Not what you're going for, though...
The only time I can truly recall being revolted by a movie was when I saw the ....erm... scatological scene in Salo. It was obviously fake, of course, but just the notion of it was enough to make it unwatchable for me. | |
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Any movie where they kill animals for real on film bothers the hell out of me, not to mention makes me sick to my stomach.
The Faces of Death movies have several scenes like this, including cutting the throat of a cow. Pink Flamingos infamous chicken scene. Cannibal Holocaust and Cannibal Ferrox both have several scenes of killing turtles and some raccoon looking animal. Nekromantik has a freaking awful scene where they kill and cut apart a baby bunny - then they play the whole scene again backwards at the end of the film as if that's supposed to make things better. I have to admit, I even got pissed when they shot the elk in Brokeback. | |
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Tom said: Any movie where they kill animals for real on film bothers the hell out of me, not to mention makes me sick to my stomach.
The Faces of Death movies have several scenes like this, including cutting the throat of a cow. Pink Flamingos infamous chicken scene. Cannibal Holocaust and Cannibal Ferrox both have several scenes of killing turtles and some raccoon looking animal. Nekromantik has a freaking awful scene where they kill and cut apart a baby bunny - then they play the whole scene again backwards at the end of the film as if that's supposed to make things better. I have to admit, I even got pissed when they shot the elk in Brokeback. Like the one in that restaurant where they put the monkey in that hole in the table and everyone takes their little mallets and hit it on the head and kill it. That image has stayed with me my whole life. I saw that when I was about 14. I didn't watch it all, but I saw enough. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Tom said: Any movie where they kill animals for real on film bothers the hell out of me, not to mention makes me sick to my stomach.
The Faces of Death movies have several scenes like this, including cutting the throat of a cow. Pink Flamingos infamous chicken scene. Cannibal Holocaust and Cannibal Ferrox both have several scenes of killing turtles and some raccoon looking animal. Nekromantik has a freaking awful scene where they kill and cut apart a baby bunny - then they play the whole scene again backwards at the end of the film as if that's supposed to make things better. I have to admit, I even got pissed when they shot the elk in Brokeback. Like the one in that restaurant where they put the monkey in that hole in the table and everyone takes their little mallets and hit it on the head and kill it. That image has stayed with me my whole life. I saw that when I was about 14. I didn't watch it all, but I saw enough. How the hell is this type of thing legal? Were charges pressed? | |
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coolcat said: minneapolisgenius said: Like the one in that restaurant where they put the monkey in that hole in the table and everyone takes their little mallets and hit it on the head and kill it. That image has stayed with me my whole life. I saw that when I was about 14. I didn't watch it all, but I saw enough. How the hell is this type of thing legal? Were charges pressed? It was in some other country. I can't remember which one now, but I feel like it was a middle eastern country. I watched it so long ago, but I'm sure someone else on here knows for sure. I remember it was the restaurant's specialty or something. They'd have these little monkeys you could kill, and then eat the brain. So wrong. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: coolcat said: How the hell is this type of thing legal? Were charges pressed? It was in some other country. I can't remember which one now, but I feel like it was a middle eastern country. I watched it so long ago, but I'm sure someone else on here knows for sure. I remember it was the restaurant's specialty or something. They'd have these little monkeys you could kill, and then eat the brain. So wrong. Why was I born a human? | |
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minneapolisgenius said: coolcat said: How the hell is this type of thing legal? Were charges pressed? It was in some other country. I can't remember which one now, but I feel like it was a middle eastern country. I watched it so long ago, but I'm sure someone else on here knows for sure. I remember it was the restaurant's specialty or something. They'd have these little monkeys you could kill, and then eat the brain. So wrong. That was a staged scene - the only scenes in Faces of Death that weren't staged are ones taken from stock footage or documentaries (vietnam footage, things like that). Everything else was faked. The whole film is basically a nastier take on mondo films from the sixties. The notion of restaurants in the middle east or africa providing live monkeys for customers to kill is an myth that mostly came from the FoD movie. | |
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damosuzuki said: minneapolisgenius said: It was in some other country. I can't remember which one now, but I feel like it was a middle eastern country. I watched it so long ago, but I'm sure someone else on here knows for sure. I remember it was the restaurant's specialty or something. They'd have these little monkeys you could kill, and then eat the brain. So wrong. That was a staged scene - the only scenes in Faces of Death that weren't staged are ones taken from stock footage or documentaries (vietnam footage, things like that). Everything else was faked. The whole film is basically a nastier take on mondo films from the sixties. The notion of restaurants in the middle east or africa providing live monkeys for customers to kill is an myth that mostly came from the FoD movie. your killing my childhood. Space for sale... | |
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sosgemini said: damosuzuki said: That was a staged scene - the only scenes in Faces of Death that weren't staged are ones taken from stock footage or documentaries (vietnam footage, things like that). Everything else was faked. The whole film is basically a nastier take on mondo films from the sixties. The notion of restaurants in the middle east or africa providing live monkeys for customers to kill is an myth that mostly came from the FoD movie. your killing my childhood. I don't know why I know so much about worthless crap like this. I really need to try to start elevating my tastes or something. | |
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Anx said: The only time I came close was during the movie "Crash" (not the race relations one, but the Cronenberg one)
I wouldn't say I was on the verge of throwing up or passing out, but - yeah - there was some nasty shit in that flick. | |
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