You pious non-smokers don't know what you're missing after a (almost) midnight fry-up, two bottles of Cabernet, a Rufus Wainwright record and Mr Softy bubblebath.

I think I'll take a can of lager in too, justincase I get dehydrated in that odd prunelike scrotumy way.

Bring a toaster too in case you get hungry.

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

No plugs in the bathroom, I'm sad to convey. But I do have a battery-powered travel hairdryer and soapy fingers. You'll be rid soon. When I take your eyes.

jerseykrs said:

Oh, it wasn't spit out liquid funny. More of an internal self-satisfyed grin.

Number23 said:

Honey, you walk around with a plug every day I have a socket for ya

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm showing my parents this post.

That does sound tempting. Shame that ciggies are making me feel sick at the moment.

Fags in the bath suck! They get too wet and therefore end up useless!

Number23 said:

I hope your dad's not a closet case He might get jealous

superspaceboy said:

No, that's women.

Zogmuffin said:

You little delicate fairy ladyman. Git dem biftas down yer.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm only 14! My dad warned me about online cockgobbling perverts.

Number23 said:

I'm 13 and you are abusing me!

Number23 said:

It's my body saying no, give me drugs instead.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

My dad also whispered in my ear one night 'When there's grass on the pitch, 23, you're ready to play ball.'

Number23 said:

Zogmuffin said:

Herbal or chemical?

a glass of wine and a smoke in a bubble bath is like the ultimate relaxation.




I miss baths. And smoking in the bath.

CarrieMpls said:

I'm not creepy!

Number23 said:

Not for liking a fag in the bath, anyway.

Number23 said:

Herbal, if by herbal you mean organic.

That's what I genuinely have a craving for right now. I want to say fuck it all and float away on a cloud.

Number23 said:

alright, i stand corrected, you're actually quite bland.

CarrieMpls said:

I thought you liked me.

Zogmuffin said:

alright this summer, u and i shall get stoned, like a hooker in jarusalem... as my b/f would say.

Number23 said:

awww... I only tease the ones I like.

SammiJ said:

I am quite conservative, really.

SammiJ said:

what the fuck

and thanks...though american pot is weeeak.

Zogmuffin said:

i'll try n get some jamaican stuff for ya