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Thread started 08/28/02 4:32pm

SexLovely

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Sex with a monkey......

Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?
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Reply #1 posted 08/28/02 4:34pm

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Reply #2 posted 08/28/02 4:45pm

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short answer: nope, nope and $1,000,000,000 big grin
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Reply #3 posted 08/28/02 4:53pm

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I think POOK is hot!
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Reply #4 posted 08/28/02 5:20pm

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Yeah, why not, I'd do Pook. boff

It'll stop him flinging poo for a while! eek
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Reply #5 posted 08/28/02 5:26pm

SexLovely

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bkw said:

Yeah, why not, I'd do Pook. boff

It'll stop him flinging poo for a while! eek

L... barf ...O... barf ...L

Yeah, thas right buddy!! Give him a good, hard POOK in his pink, bald ass!!

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Reply #6 posted 08/28/02 5:49pm

SkletonKee

my stomach is offended by this thread...
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Reply #7 posted 08/28/02 8:00pm

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Sick, sick, sick - very similar thread "sex with a dog". What is next??? sex with a cat??? sick!!
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Reply #8 posted 08/28/02 8:49pm

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It's not just any monkey, it's POOK.

POOK is a hottie. hehehe
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Reply #9 posted 08/28/02 11:30pm

tommyalma

Damn, SexLovely, you are totally obsessed with pook. And how do you know his ass is bald, he's a furry little fellow. You been checking him out?
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Reply #10 posted 08/29/02 12:25am

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bkw said:

Yeah, why not, I'd do Pook. boff

It'll stop him flinging poo for a while! eek

Watch out, he might fling some poo onto your upper lip during the boff-ing
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #11 posted 08/29/02 4:33pm

Nep2nes

SexLovely said:

[color=blue:6275664fe1:de3df20b6e]Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?


No but I'd fuck u.

licking
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Reply #12 posted 08/29/02 4:36pm

SexLovely

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tommyalma said:

Damn, SexLovely, you are totally obsessed with pook. And how do you know his ass is bald, he's a furry little fellow. You been checking him out?

I aint obsessed with that living Asian cuisine.

POOK annoys me but thats as far as it gets. And as 4 his pink, nobbly bald ass. Ive got sum steel-toe capped boots waiting 4 their moment.

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Reply #13 posted 08/29/02 4:36pm

Zum

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Nep2nes said:

SexLovely said:

[color=blue:6275664fe1:de3df20b6e:020789b84b]Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?


No but I'd fuck u.

licking

If I were SexLovely, I'd be boarding a plane right about now! wink
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Reply #14 posted 08/29/02 4:37pm

SexLovely

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Nep2nes said:

SexLovely said:

[color=blue:6275664fe1:de3df20b6e:8e393238b9:4210a05f24]Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?


No but I'd fuck u.

licking


Really?


jerkoff


sperm


redface


Sorry, we'll have 2 postpone it again.

sad

[This message was edited Thu Aug 29 16:38:13 PDT 2002 by SexLovely]
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Reply #15 posted 08/29/02 4:39pm

SexLovely

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Zum said:

Nep2nes said:

SexLovely said:

[color=blue:6275664fe1:de3df20b6e:020789b84b:d7818495b2]Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?


No but I'd fuck u.

licking

If I were SexLovely, I'd be boarding a plane right about now! wink

:d

Damn Ive missed U man. So glad Ur back. Where did U go. sad
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Reply #16 posted 08/29/02 4:42pm

Zum

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SexLovely said:

Damn Ive missed U man. So glad Ur back. Where did U go.

I've been having penis re-attachment surgery. As you can see, it didn't take sad
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Reply #17 posted 08/29/02 4:43pm

XxAxX

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have you tried duct tape?
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Reply #18 posted 08/29/02 5:13pm

bkw

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Natsume said:

bkw said:

Yeah, why not, I'd do Pook. boff

It'll stop him flinging poo for a while! eek

Watch out, he might fling some poo onto your upper lip during the boff-ing

Oh no, not the Dirty Pook! eek
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #19 posted 08/29/02 6:02pm

SexLovely

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bkw said:

Natsume said:

bkw said:

Yeah, why not, I'd do Pook. boff

It'll stop him flinging poo for a while! eek

Watch out, he might fling some poo onto your upper lip during the boff-ing

Oh no, not the Dirty Pook! eek

biggrin

The POOKy Sanchez.

We must get some emoticons of those.
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Reply #20 posted 08/30/02 7:34pm

Nep2nes

SexLovely said:

Nep2nes said:

SexLovely said:

[color=blue:6275664fe1:de3df20b6e:8e393238b9:4210a05f24:ac3040d953]Just wondering how many of U find POOK attractive and if U would fuck him. C'mon girls...dont be shy.

And also, how much would U charge if U were the Ron Jeremy of the Ape Porn World?


No but I'd fuck u.

licking

[color=blue:4210a05f24:ac3040d953]
Really?


jerkoff


sperm


redface


Sorry, we'll have 2 postpone it again.

sad

[This message was edited Thu Aug 29 16:38:13 PDT 2002 by SexLovely]


U know, that sperm looks JUST like ur sperm...c the resemblance? It's in the facial expression.

sperm

I think it has my eyes tho'. eek
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