Okay... let's all post very positive things about our commander in chief!!!

George W., if you are reading this, I wish you the best and hope that you live a long and happy life.

If I was Dubya I'd tell IceNine: "shoot him in the head and kick him into his grave! howdy!"

About the only thing I can say is that there haven't been any more jetliners crashing into skyscrapers over the last year...

That's positive.

You mean; let's hear it for the HAMSTER, right?

I certainly hope so...

*Hamster looks mean*

herbthe4 said:

Well, that is pretty positive!

Hip, Hip, HOOORAY!

GO George!

gooeythehamster said:

And while we're at it... LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE HAMSTER!!!

HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!!

IceNine said:

Whether he knows it or not, he's writing the second edition of the "Dan Quayle Dictionary" and I LOVE him for it!

Has he copyrighted "Make no mistake about it." yet?!
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We folks r much stonger than them folks and we will smoke them folks' asses cause them folks at the other side of those watery things - xcuse me - oceans, rite, them folks at the other side of those oceans r eeevil. God Bless. America f course. Not that crappy non-xistent rest of the world. All Hail Big Chief Bush!

Well, he's certainly made Saturday Night Live funnier than it's been in years!

he taught me to be careful when im eating my pretzels...

SkletonKee said:

That is a positive thing that he has done!

Let's not focus all this negative attention on the man... just look at how he has helped SkeletonKee!

Keep up the great work, George W.!

texas breeds a different kinda person...


i wont say anything to bad cause my mum and dad live there


however...

This is just a general observation...

the wild fuckin west is alive and well...

and political savy didnt escape W Bush...if america doesnt wake up and throw away political spin masters we are doomed.

I know you all know these, but here goes anyway. Some cool stuff from http://www.bushisms.com. Churchill had "we will fight on the beaches" and all that crap. Here's real eloquence:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
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"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

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"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations
rise above that which is expected." --Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

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"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) - (Thanks Paul ...)

Seriously, how this guy got to be president is just a mystery to non-Americans. There was an excellent BBC doco called "The Accidental President" which I suppose got no air play at all in the States. O.k., Americans, you've made your point. You do have a truly wacky, ironic sense of humour. Right, we get it, ha, ha. Well done you guys, but please, please, don't elect him again (but will he even come close to George Snr.'s immortal "vision thing"??).

George W. Bush bought the election. No big deal. In these days politicians can literally buy elections. People know this. Big money talks.

Ahem...

This thread is for people to say NICE things about our beloved president. Can we please keep to the topic at hand?

ADORA said:

Hey now! Not all Texans are like Georgie. Don't stereotype!

IceNine said:

I think people are just having trouble saying nice things about him, Icenine!

JediMaster said:

Take SkeletonKee's fine example!

He will NEVER choke on a pretzel or other baked goods due to our President's example!

READ MAH LIPS...NO NUKE TAXES

the man NEVER said that!!!

IceNine said:

Well, I did come up with the SNL thing. He's probably provided comedians everywhere with material that has saved their stagnant careers!

Oh, and he has managed to unite the world (unfortunately, they're all united against the US)!

He made me realize that I am glad that I know the things that I know, and that he obviously doesn't know those things. Also, he made me realize just how ignorant some people are, and actually, I turn this knowledge into positive things.


JD

- He knows how to stuff a pair of levis.
- He's handsome enough to model Sears' men fashion.
- I'm pretty sure they saved design money on Planet of the Apes by simply using his features for many characters.
- He's disarmingly... simple.
- He does a mighty good puppet.
- He knows where Canada is.
- He can distinguish his twins almost all the time.
- He's pretty good with a chainsaw.
- He knows he's not very smart.
- Everybody else does too.

IceNine said:

Oh! Hey Gooey! Richard Gere called 4 U and said 2 get Ur fuzzy, squirmy ass over 2 his pad, PRONTO!!!

Commander/chief

Useless man. blah, blah, blah.

You know what, I like Bush! And come election time, I'll be able to vote for him again.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

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Bush handled the 9/11 situation very well. I don't believe Al Gore could have come across as effectively or as "tough" sounding as Bush did. George can be intimidating with his cocky ass gestures.

I must say though that "war" is the only issue I think Bush is comfortable with. I would take Gore on almost every other policy (both domestic and foreign). I'm uncomfortable with George W. talking about the economy, education, environmental issues, etc.

The President Selected not Elected.