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The Org Christmas Story A trip down memory lane ... do you remember when we used to do this type of thing?
Simply continue from where the previous Orger finished In a land far away and long, long ago Steadwood was not the jolly troll he is today. In those days he was unhappy because he was forced to work in Santa's workshop as a | |
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Reincarnate said: A trip down memory lane ... do you remember when we used to do this type of thing?
Simply continue from where the previous Orger finished In a land far away and long, long ago Steadwood was not the jolly troll he is today. In those days he was unhappy because he was forced to work in Santa's workshop as an ...elephant impersonator. He got the job because he was the only troll with something between his legs which could pass as a trunk, once he'd thrown it over his shoulder and dangled it in front of his face. But he was a lonely troll in the job. He longed to... There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Bumhole said: Reincarnate said: A trip down memory lane ... do you remember when we used to do this type of thing?
Simply continue from where the previous Orger finished In a land far away and long, long ago Steadwood was not the jolly troll he is today. In those days he was unhappy because he was forced to work in Santa's workshop as an ...elephant impersonator. He got the job because he was the only troll with something between his legs which could pass as a trunk, once he'd thrown it over his shoulder and dangled it in front of his face. But he was a lonely troll in the job. He longed to... play a guitar, wear customized high heels and pull beautiful women like his idol, Prince. But he had a long way to go to get out of this elephant impersonator job. True, he had the "magic" trunk that made him a lot of money with the wolf women, but he longed for more. He wanted to... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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missfee said: Bumhole said: ...elephant impersonator. He got the job because he was the only troll with something between his legs which could pass as a trunk, once he'd thrown it over his shoulder and dangled it in front of his face. But he was a lonely troll in the job. He longed to... play a guitar, wear customized high heels and pull beautiful women like his idol, Prince. But he had a long way to go to get out of this elephant impersonator job. True, he had the "magic" trunk that made him a lot of money with the wolf women, but he longed for more. He wanted to... be more like Althom. To be specific, he wanted ... | |
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Reincarnate said: missfee said: play a guitar, wear customized high heels and pull beautiful women like his idol, Prince. But he had a long way to go to get out of this elephant impersonator job. True, he had the "magic" trunk that made him a lot of money with the wolf women, but he longed for more. He wanted to... be more like Althom. To be specific, he wanted ... to be able to touch children with as much gait as Althom. | |
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Santa loved Steadwood, he was the only double jointed troll. Santa would often marvel at Steadwood's ability to detach his head with his feet and perform other wonderful feats. But deep inside, Steadwood was unhappy. He longed to.. | |
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LleeLlee said: Santa loved Steadwood, he was the only double jointed troll. Santa would often marvel at Steadwood's ability to detach his head with his feet and perform other wonderful feats. But deep inside, Steadwood was unhappy. He longed to..
be able to touch children with as much gait as Althom. [Edited 11/28/06 12:43pm] | |
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Spookymuffin said: LleeLlee said: Santa loved Steadwood, he was the only double jointed troll. Santa would often marvel at Steadwood's ability to detach his head with his feet and perform other wonderful feats. But deep inside, Steadwood was unhappy. He longed to..
be able to touch children with as much gait as Althom.
[Edited 11/28/06 12:43pm] One day while Steadwood was out collecting wood for the fire, he saw a little bundle of cloth scrunched up on the ground and heard a faint cry. Steadwood pulled back the cloth and to his amazement there was Spookymuffin the elf child, all alone. "I've lost my band members," said Spookymuffin. Steadwood picked him up and said... ... [Edited 11/28/06 12:55pm] | |
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LleeLlee said: Spookymuffin said: be able to touch children with as much gait as Althom.
[Edited 11/28/06 12:43pm] One day while Steadwood was out collecting wood for the fire, he saw a little bundle of cloth scrunched up on the ground and heard a faint cry. Steadwood pulled back the cloth and to his amazement there was Spookymuffin the elf child, all alone. "I've lost my band members," said Spookymuffin. Steadwood picked him up and said... ... [Edited 11/28/06 12:55pm] "That's alright so-my! you're well hung for what appears to be a 4 year old." "That's cause I'm fucking 19," said spooky, "and I don't like being messed around with. Take this spare Rottweiller instead - it's ok, I've pulled its teeth out." | |
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"Ah wan me eeth ack!" The rottweiller said angerly. He jumped into Spookymuffin's face and gummed him viciously.
It cheered Steadwood to see the Spookymuffin get his comeupence for animal cruelty, but he still longed for....something to call his own. He sat down and stroked his trunk. He stroked and stroked until a puff of smoke shot from it and a genie appeared. The genie said... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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"I am Dook The Almighty Genie of the Trunk, and I shall grant you three wishes but first you must do something for me."
"Yes, of course" said Steadwood, still reeling with shock. "You must set the Woodland Goddess, The Mighty Mach, free" replied the Genie, "and then I shall grant you three wishes". "How do I do that?" asked a suspicious Steadwood. Dook The Almighty Genie of the Trunk looked down at Steadwood, flexed his ... | |
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stubby, yet masculine arms and yelled, "Welcome to the Gunshow!"
Ole Woody knew he had the heart of a lion and was sharp as a dart. But would this be enough to free the Maiden Mach? Certainly, however one obstacle stood between he and his victorious journey... Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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....His Trunk! ...(trust me...I know) 
It Hurts....especially when  
...Anyway.... He threw his trunk over his shoulder  and marched on to free the Woodland Goddess Mach
...but just as he was about to enter the sacred area he bumped into.....
Missing words edit   [Edited 11/29/06 5:00am] I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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A red eye glowing in the darkness hoovering just three feet above the ground.
It circled Steadwood slowly as if it were studying him. Steadwood was frozen with horror when it spoke in an authoritative voice and said.... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: A red eye glowing in the darkness hoovering just three feet above the ground.
It circled Steadwood slowly as if it were studying him. Steadwood was frozen with horror when it spoke in an authoritative voice and said.... "For fuck's sake, get out of the shot!" Steadwood turned around and saw two .... | |
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Reincarnate said: littlemissG said: A red eye glowing in the darkness hoovering just three feet above the ground.
It circled Steadwood slowly as if it were studying him. Steadwood was frozen with horror when it spoke in an authoritative voice and said.... "For fuck's sake, get out of the shot!" Steadwood turned around and saw two .... giant ladybirds making sweet love and grunting loudly. It slowly dawned on him that he'd wandered accidentally into a Ladybird porn flick. "We need more sexy moving of wings!" bellowed the director (a centipede) as he studied the fornicating insects through his camera, oblivious to Steadwood's presence. Steadwood moved towards what (he assumed) was the female ladybird, and asked quietly, "Erm...excuse me Miss, but are you the Goddess Mach?" "Well..." she replied slowly, "I am a Goddess, and I am getting fucked at a rate of Mach 3, so I suppose I must be the Goddess Mach". Pleased at the positive response, Steadwood decided that the most important thing to do now, was... There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Bumhole said: Reincarnate said: "For fuck's sake, get out of the shot!" Steadwood turned around and saw two .... giant ladybirds making sweet love and grunting loudly. It slowly dawned on him that he'd wandered accidentally into a Ladybird porn flick. "We need more sexy moving of wings!" bellowed the director (a centipede) as he studied the fornicating insects through his camera, oblivious to Steadwood's presence. Steadwood moved towards what (he assumed) was the female ladybird, and asked quietly, "Erm...excuse me Miss, but are you the Goddess Mach?" "Well..." she replied slowly, "I am a Goddess, and I am getting fucked at a rate of Mach 3, so I suppose I must be the Goddess Mach". Pleased at the positive response, Steadwood decided that the most important thing to do now, was... to introduce the Goddess to slooow love. "Mach 3 indeed! Come here!", he said, "Let me.... [Edited 12/1/06 8:07am] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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