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Sinister's away from the org stories Vol 1 Hello all...Sinister here aka the Chocolate Boy Wonder and future org hall of famer and all in all snappy dresser...Since I have made my return many friends and the org paparazzi have flooded my inbox with questions of "Where have you been?!?" "What has been going on!?!" "You missed this months child support payment bitch!" Well I will tell you...in 20 mind numbing installments of what I like to call....
"Sinister's away from the org stories" My first story involves me and my good friend Jessica Alba...I was in California for about 3 weeks on my travels away from the org...I met Jessica at a party in the hills (Beverly Hills...that is....Swimmin pools...movie stars.) She and I hit it off and she invited me to join her and her brother Josh and some friends at the beach...They picked me up from my friends house at about noon and Josh brought his buddy Ron and Jessica had her friend (don't remember her name...). Josh and Ron said they just worked out and I could tell cause they were a bit ripe...They said they knew a place near the beach where they would go shower... The trip was sort of long and Josh and Ron started to funktify the Hummer something fierce. It was a special kind of funk like crotch funk mixed with homeless person from the library funk...Instead of point blank telling them they smelled of fish and homeless people I told them a story. I told them a story about a man who was not smelling his freshest in his neither regions who had went to the beach, and had his tally wacker assaulted by a pelican who mistook his crotch smell for delicious dead fish...I noticed by their reaction that my story had hit home, and that their naughty jungle of love would get a good scrubbing...But I still had to smell it on the way to the beach. The End....  
Next week Sinister meets Rupal.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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a yabbie caught you by the fly! 
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Next week Sinister meets Rupal....
TAKE ME WITH YOU  | |
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ZombieKitten said: a yabbie caught you by the fly!
That is not my crotch...mine would not fit in the picture....  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Mach said: Next week Sinister meets Rupal....
TAKE ME WITH YOU I already met her....err him...err....yeah...but I was invited to umm..their Christmas party  I will see if I can get you in  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Mach said: Next week Sinister meets Rupal....
TAKE ME WITH YOU I already met her....err him...err....yeah...but I was invited to umm..their Christmas party I will see if I can get you in 
I mean ....  | |
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Sinister said: ZombieKitten said: a yabbie caught you by the fly!
That is not my crotch...mine would not fit in the picture.... | |
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Mach said: Sinister said: I already met her....err him...err....yeah...but I was invited to umm..their Christmas party I will see if I can get you in
I mean .... There is one condition though...Rupaul DEMANDS one thing of her err his err their guests....You better... WORK! ( cover girl ) work it girl ( give a twirl ) do your thing on the runway clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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ZombieKitten said: Sinister said: That is not my crotch...mine would not fit in the picture.... No worries its just swollen... I had a mishap with a waffle iron and my girlfriend was dressed like a waitress and then there was the butter...Perhaps Ive said too much... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: ZombieKitten said: No worries its just swollen... I had a mishap with a waffle iron and my girlfriend was dressed like a waitress and then there was the butter...Perhaps Ive said too much... | |
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Sinister said: Mach said:
I mean .... There is one condition though...Rupaul DEMANDS one thing of her err his err their guests....You better... WORK! ( cover girl ) work it girl ( give a twirl ) do your thing on the runway SSsssssmokin  | |
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SpisaRibb said: excellent!clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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 I missed you, hon!  | |
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Okay, Vol. 1 kind of sucked. I'm ready for Vol. 2. | |
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2the9s said: Okay, Vol. 1 kind of sucked. I'm ready for Vol. 2.
But the lesson was for you! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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2the9s said: Okay, Vol. 1 kind of sucked. I'm ready for Vol. 2.
Shut it! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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applekisses said: I missed you, hon! And after staring at your profile I missed you too!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: applekisses said: I missed you, hon! And after staring at your profile I missed you too!  | |
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