I was lying in bed last night and couldn't get to sleep for hours, probably 'cos I was fantasising about a 3some with 00769BAD and soulpower, (joke) and was wondering how you orgers sleep.

Right side, left side of the bed, in the middle sprawled out like a starfish, long and slim. On your back, on your tummy, on your side, in a ball, one leg up, one leg down. Arms in, arms out. Under the covers, on top of the covers, no covers. With clothes, without, with pants, one sock on or one sock off. Butt naked.
makeup, night cream, perfume, aftershave, dog shit. Earplugs, rollers. Mouth open, mouth shut. Cock in, cock out.
Do you sleep alone or with someone/someTHING?
Does your pet sleep with you. In bed, on floor, in bath, on couch/sofa, in a box or wherever the bitch throws you.
Do you fart, then push your lovers headunder the covers.
What time do you go to bed. How many hours/inches do you get.
Do you sleep walk, talk, snore, sing, drool.
Have you experienced any wierd things in your sleep.

I have been known to giggle alot and clap my hands in my sleep.

Oh and here are some stories for you.

No.1 - Scary Experience...
I got absolutely blotto-ed (pissedas a newt) one night and collapsed on the bed after a dodgy Indian takeaway - Chicken tikka Marsala to be exact.
When I woke up I thought I was dying. My pillow was bright red, and I thought it was blood! I looked again to inspect the damage, butit was OK, I was alive and well. I had just drooled in my sleep (thinking about my 3some with 00769BAD and soulpower) (joke - i didn't know them then!) and the pillow was bright red from Tikka food colouring drool... Sorry, crap story...

No.2 - Animal Sex
Once upon a time when I was a young girl i was seeing a guy called Nikky. Well, one day at his friends house, he took me upstairs and threw me on the bed and we started 'making out'. While he was kissing and feeling me all over - he was getting real horny and he started growling!
I looked at him surprised but just thought, what the hell, I am enjoying this and I am HOT!!!
The growling continued and when i asked him whyhe was growling, he said he thought that it was me! It was neither of us infact! His friends cat likes to get under the covers to keep warm, andwe didn't notice we had nearly squashed the animal to death! He! He!
Sorry pussy lovers.

No.3 - Nutty Tart
My friend who is a dirty bitch woke up one morning to find her face peeling off. Horrified, she called out to her husband.. she went to sleep with gum in her mouth, it had drooled out all across her face. Dumb Ass!

That is a true story like No1 and No2.

Am I boring you yet?

No.4 - The christ is reborn!!
I was looking through some old photos one day and saw an all white photo with a spoldge in the middle. I thought WTF is this? Then I remembered!
I was staying in a hotel in N.Y.C. and after a heavy session, I was pissed as a newt (again!) I fell asleep with my make up on.
I woke up to find the most perfect 'shroud' of my face.
Eyes from mascara, lips from my red lipstick and even a tan splodge in the middle where my nose was from my foundation.
Ib thought this was a symbol of the 2nd coming. I got quite spiritual then!
(I can't beleive I took a photo of it!)

Ok, I will leave you alone to share your stories.

LOL @ REDFEATHERS


I fall asleep snuggling my a big pillow.
[This message was edited Wed Aug 28 4:24:07 PDT 2002 by LatinaAngel4u]

Generally I don't sleep. This planet is hard to get comfortable on, however when I do finally achieve what humans refer to as sleep... I tend to sleep with one of my legs raised high to let me know when I have infact achieved this state. Lately though I've been sleeping on my ceiling as that's where I get the most "air" and "blood" flow. It's the highest altitude I can achieve indoors.


[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 5:54:55 PDT 2002 by SUNIO]

I go to sleep in one position and wake up all over the bed. I sleep rough sometime I fight in my sleep and I always sleep alone because I need my sleep space
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 8:54:14 PDT 2002 by purplechild25]

purplechild25 said:

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[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 6:51:34 PDT 2002 by lovemachine]

I sleep on my stomach with my face to the side.




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[This message was edited Sat Aug 31 8:25:30 PDT 2002 by lovemachine]

RedFeathers, how dare you think I would ever share you with another man, even in my wildest dreams--- not! (wouldnt mind sharing you with another woman though).
and now to your question. I find your stories quite ... ummm... entertaining. I wonder if its drug abuse or if the you swallow gets to you, but you sure are one funny lady (I had to hold back callin you b*** cuz I'm a gentleman). I dont really remember how I dream and what I dream, I just know that when I find stains in my sheets I probably dreamed of you or smelling the odor of your feather boa...

on my back w/ a T-shirt on, TV on sleep timer

i am only able 2 sleep 4 2-4 hours per day...but when i do i sleepnaked w/ a down pillow and 350 thread count sheets...i sleep in a fetal position and always have to hold something...be it a teddy a pillow of my man..lol...been known 2 talk in my sleep every1nce and again

i sleep RUFF, unless there was some Fuckin being done
before i fell asleep, then it's a spoony and shit!!!
qwick story though...
i have always been told the i am one of gods personal angels, when i am sleep...
Oh Yeah!!!
RedFeathers, the only thing in that dream that was'nt real,
was that other guy... I Was All In!!!
and that wasn't slob on yo pillow...
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 8:16:09 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD]

purplechild25 said:

Hi BABYYY!!!
you kind of lost me there for a minit!!!
my baby ment she Fights in her Sleep...(i hope)

TY for calling me on my mistake.

00769BAD said:

Oh you are the BADDEST of them all

well at least its a topic...

hard..long... and always to the side...

Red Feathers

I sleep on my stomach, with both arms under my pillow. I snore lightly, and ocassionally talk in my sleep. I was told I have actual conversations...?

I think I'm going to do that right now

Blue
Goodnight
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 22:08:16 PDT 2002 by TheBluePrince]

REDFEATHERS said:

and now i'm aware that i sleep WITHOUT YOU

naked. face down. a leg and an arm wrapped around some pillows. and when i'm lucky, with my man curled up next to me.
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 22:24:30 PDT 2002 by Aaron]

(Done in the style of that guy on the Simpsons):

"I sleep on a big pile of money with many beautiful naked ladies."

With one eye open

LMAO @ Redfeathers, woman you had me crying reading ur thread here ...OK...I am a pillow person. I usually fall to sleep on my right side with one pillow under my head, one snuggled in my arms and one in between my knees. And if I happen to roll over and wake up on my back I most often still have my pillows with me, usually one on my legs the other on my stomach I feel secure with pillows, I have to feel something touching me. I usually just wear a long T-shirt and undies. That's all

on my right side
lots of cover (up to my ears!)
drawz most of the time
big, cozy T-shirts
complete silence
moonlight (curtains open)

no socks - too hot
nothing on my legs - too annoying

I usually sleep on the right side of the bed, laying on my arms under my head. And it is usally on my stomach.. I guess when it comes down to it, not any specific way.. Anyway i can get comfortable!!!

Oh, I forgot. Sometimes I sleep walk too...when I fully awake I find myself at in chatroom

Well...4 some reason I occasionally hold an arm up in the air during sleep and gently caress it...I don't have a clue Y!!!

I sleep in my drawers, under 1 sheet in summer or 1 blanket in winter, never anything covering my feet!

If its real hot, no cover at all!

i used to sleep nude but it became a problem when i would crush my nuts so now i sleep in my boxers...

preferably with a just sheet and two pillows
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[This message was edited Wed Aug 28 16:55:19 PDT 2002 by Christopher]

I tell you a secret every guy in here knows alright.

Just fire a few million of these babies off and you sleep like a baby.

Right guys?

lovemachine said:

As do I. Usually. It's the most comfortable way to get to sleep.

ian said:

If that is so, then why are u here? Spend the dough and get back to those ladies - the night is young and soon you will be worn out.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Hey, I sleep that way too.

bkw said:

Maybe you could sleep on lovemachine's stomach?