and he's been doing it for the last half hour.


He's cracking jokes and making a dork of himself.




I don't want him to grow up.

awwwww

that little skeez needs to get off his phone now, she's been on it long enough. I'm going to end that shit now.

jerseykrs said:

Be gentle

jerseykrs said:

i already told my oldest son that if a girl comes to the house for him i'm gonna answer the door in hair rollers and a forty in my hand while yelling "HE AINT HERE!!!!" that'll teach 'em

brownsugar said:

i don't know what i'm gonna do when that day comes

brownsugar said:

brownsugar said:

damn you sound like one of those mom's who picks up the phone on the other end and says "look its time for you to get off the phone, NOW" while your son is in mid converation and all with a girl on the other end.
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Just do what my Mom did.


Buy him a Smurfs comforter and force him to use it. He'll never invite girls over to his bedroom then.

missfee said:

i am and i will do it with no hesitation!

Pretty soon you'll be grandpa Chris.

Better by Chris the Younger a pack of jimmy caps before too long.

CortestheKiller said:

AsianBomb777 said:

ohhh didn't you just hate
being told it was time to get off the phone??



now you are one of them, jers

How old is he?
Have you had the "birds and the bees" talk with him?

happy belated birthday btw purple

I hope to have a baby boy someday...a son...

jerseykrs said:

emm said:

Gracias!

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jerseykrs said:

He's going through what we all go through.

I remember being up all night on the phone with my boy friend when I was in senior high.

One time I got tired of being told "it's time to get off the phone" so I got smart and got my own phone and paid the monthly bill myself from my after school job.

jerseykrs said:

awww hes becoming a teenager. did you get him a cell phone yet so he can text her 911!? next you gonna have to drive him or them to the movies but you gonna have to park like 20 feet away so nobody sees you dropping'em off!

Christopher said:

Please, she wrote his name and sent a picture message of it to his cell phone.

There was a punk concert at the skateboard park on friday and he wanted to go ALONE, I was like.....

..... as IF!!!!!

jerseykrs said:

tryin' to ditch u already. n she sounds talented

My kids are all grown. Recently found out the old Mercedes station wagon they drove as beginning drivers is nicknamed the "shag mobile" because they all got shagged in it.

xplnyrslf said:

Oh goodness. Did they volunteer that information?

jerseykrs said:

Awww, I know how you feel.

I remember the first time I found a condom in my son's pocket. I called his father crying and he laughed his ass off.

missfee said:

GUILTY!

they're on the phone AGAIN!