1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens..

20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Mach said:

Disclaimer: Please no one try this...

boys

I'm so glad I have no brothers...or sons!

Boys are smelly and stupid

susannah said:

HUH! hush your mouth! they are NOT!

Awwwww, I love my little demon boy.

I won't have a son but my Brother is awesome he's one of the best people I've ever known and my favourite person in the world.

for Brothers!

Natisse said:

I got a brother like that! yeah for brothers!

Shorty said:

Ok. maybe some of them are adorable

but they're still... boys

susannah said:

yes, boys are cootyville.

that reminds me, I used to throw the news paper at my grandmas ceiling fan.
WHAT FUN!!

oh and mixing chemicals, cause I wanted to be a chemist. And turning my grandmas dark brown carpet sky blue!

And makeing faces on the glass of a window and it breaking cause it was cold and couldn't take the heat from my face.



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SpisaRibb said:

Are you a boy?

applekisses said:

could be

SpisaRibb said:

I'll take that as a "yes"

applekisses said:

Mach said:

my first thought when i read that was "Hmm, I wonder where I can get brake fluid"

susannah said:

Prince is a boy.

FlyAway said:

my boy is NOT cootyville!
his cute face was here
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applekisses said:

Who says, "are you a boy?" !?!

applekisses said:

Who says, "are you a boy?" !?!

luv4all7 said:

MEEE!



I just wasn't sure and wanted to know

Shorty said:

Your son is so adorable, shorty

My son is 15 and going thru his "angst-ridden" teenager stage....always frowned up like one of those silly Dirty South rappers.....make u go UUUUUHHHHH....na na na-na...


my nephew/godson Christopher, however.....EVIL INCARNATE!!!! At three, he told his mother (my insane oldest sister) to move her fat butt from in front of the TV....and still he lives.....

and boys are not "cooty-ville"....GIRLS ARE!!

Shorty said:

I'm tellin' ya, he's sooooo Noah.

applekisses said:

thanx

luv4all7 said:[quote]

Shorty said:

Shorty said:[quote]

luv4all7 said:

my brothers were totally cootyville.

Shorty said:

Well, kinda.