jeesums, it's like i have an endless supply of gas!


what is wrong with me!?

help

Milty said:

Try taking some Beano or Gas X.

are you in new york yet?

maybe you have giardia. that gives foul smelling gas.

or maybe you have whipworm. that gives gas and explosive diarrhea.

you should probably drink some mint tea, open a window, and light a candle.



feel better.

This could possibly be the worst thread I've read all month.

are u turning into Dan? body functions and bad threads? what happened?

i'm crying a little.

Not to make light of your delemma Milty, but your situation reminds me of a joke.

An elderly woman goes to a new doctor. "What's brings you here today?" he asks her.

"Well," she says, "I have gas, a lot of gas. I'm constantly passing gas. It isn't loud and it doesn't smell, but it won't stop and I feel embarassed."

"Try this medication and come back to see me in two weeks."

Two weeks later the lady comes back and she is not happy. "I took the medicine like you said," she tells the doctor, "and not only am I still passing gas constantly, but now they smell HORRIBLE."

The doctor says, "Good, and now that we've made improvement with your sense of smell, let's see what we can do about your hearing."


Ba dump dump....

madartista said:

You ass

madartista said:

but are you vomiting into your mouth yet? that's the true measure.

JasmineFire said:

At least this isn't another one of those nasty ass Greesy Pad Thai threads Milty's famous for.

I had the same problem today thanks to Starbuck's Green Tea Latte!

JasmineFire said:

no, but these things start somewhere. maybe we can help Milty before it's too late?

madartista said:

it's now 7:30 am and i still got the fluffies!
[Edited 11/6/06 3:38am]

I'm sorry. I think farts are funny. Dook helped me realize that.


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ya they can be pretty funny. especially the wet ones. pee-yuuuuu!

plug it up.

Milty said:

There's always an option.....why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it.


I know, sometimes those options don't present themselves.

M

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Milty said:

I'd like to hear u say that

BEST THREAD EVER!

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

Well, it's better than that Three Genitals thread or whatever that was.

Imago said:

which thread was that?

Imago said:

U are special, Dan. (If u know what I mean)

JasmineFire said:

I can't remember.

DanceWme posted this awful thread. I love her to death, but the thread was just not defensible. But, being that she's my buddy and all, I resurrected the thread on her behalf. Then she changed the title of the thread so I don't even know if it's about 3 warts or whatever anymore.



he/the thread edit
[Edited 12/19/06 20:09pm]

Imago said:

LMAO!

I fuckin love u

And its 3 wives dammit

DanceWme said: