IrresistibleB1tch said:

Santa needs to bring me a hand warmer


NOW !!

CarrieMpls said:

Please god, let Carrie's hairstylist go on worker's comp. for a year, forcing her to get her hair done at SuperCuts.

AsianBomb777 said:

Will his hoo hoo dilly and butt cheeks be chafed?

littlemissG said:

so you are asking for lotion then ?

Mach said:

No, Neosporin with pain relief.
Santa has to sit in his sliegh a long time.

littlemissG said:

Plane tickets to Florida would be nice and deluxe hotel accomendations plus Disney tickets.

Second thought, Get me some VIP tickets to 3121 in Vegas!!

I sat on his lap and he didn't even notice

ZombieKitten said:

Please god, Let Charlotte sprout wings and fly over hear to visit Santa Dan.




Oh, and please get her a reliable babysitter because I don't want her kids to witness Santa acting naughty.

you didn't answer me about Florida, Santa

AsianBomb777 said:

Let Mon's visa application be successful

Fauxie said:

May Mon's application be very successful.






but may she develop a certain tolerance towards me being the "other" woman.

Can I have a nasal hair trimmer and an empathy gene for all the madmen out there. Cheers. Where everybody knows your name. Aye, someplace everybody knows my name too. Ta.

AsianBomb777 said:

Hey, she's had relationships with Thai women before. You might just have a shot, being so pretty and all.

Oh, also Santa, could you please do whatever's necessary to make Nong Golf visit us, if only for a few days, before we (fingers crossed) go? I miss the little bugger.

Number23 said:

dear god, everybody knows Number23's name and number in the Turkish bathhouses in town. May he look there.

AsianBomb777 said:

Only because I come in their eye and run off withot paying while they're temporarily blinded. I don;t see why I should pay. I'm beautiful.

Can I just say again, how happy I am to be getting my pilates!!!!!

Now, all I have to do, is get my ass up on Dans lap!!!!

luv4all7 said:

Where's your sig quote from?

Number23 said:

That you are.

Number23 said:

Pearl Jam
Alive

Is something wrong, she said
Well of course there is
You're still alive, she said
Oh, and do I deserve to be
Is that the question
And if so...if so...who answers...who answers...
I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, but, I'm still alive
Yeah I, ooh, I'm still alive
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

AsianBomb777 said:

I meant to write 'scamper'. Scamper is a much more colourful word than run and I loathe clitche. Scamper. Scamper. Lovely roll of the vowel and fills your head with childhood memories, those sunshine days before yer testicles and balls fell victim to gravity's pedophile intent.

luv4all7 said:

Ugh. Pearl jam. Too masculine and silly. No-one's that angsty. Fucking actor.

Number23 said:

Ya think its an act? I dunno. Could be. But he'd have me on my knees.

luv4all7 said:

I know it's an act. He really is still alive. Anyone as soul-bruised as the characture he filled the boots of woiuldn't have made it to 30. Hre's a cunt. That that's why Britain laughed at Pearl Jam. We just know better.