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Funniest Lines From TV Shows Nurse: Do you swallow?
Samantha: Only when surprised. Charlotte: We've been trying, you know, to... Samantha: Fuck? Charlotte: Whatever. And it's just not... Samantha: Getting big and hard? Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs? Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device. Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.' Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' [Harry has moved in with Charlotte and tends to leave used, wet teabags sitting around.] Charlotte: There's just one thing and it's small, but it really grosses me out. We have a teabag situation. Samantha: Oh, I understand. Just breathe through your nose! Samantha: Babies are not my scene, and from what I've heard this one sounds like an asshole. Carrie: You can't call a baby an asshole. Samantha: Why not? She called it a meatloaf! Samantha: Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can. Carrie: How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu? Miranda: I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!' Carrie: Who is this guy? Miranda: Who's the woman who loved it? Samantha: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it! Carrie: Bingo! 
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