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Thread started 10/25/06 9:25pm

sinisterpentat
onic

Should i hire a buttwiper?

i'm pretty good at it, but i just hate doing it.

tp
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Reply #1 posted 10/25/06 9:26pm

DanceWme

hmmm how much ya chargin?
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Reply #2 posted 10/25/06 9:27pm

AnckSuNamun

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falloff Eww.....especially not when you have the runs shake
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Reply #3 posted 10/25/06 9:27pm

ZombieKitten



have you tried this new ointment? innocent
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Reply #4 posted 10/25/06 9:27pm

Zogmuffin

Buy me a plane ticket and I'm there!
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Reply #5 posted 10/25/06 9:28pm

sinisterpentat
onic

DanceWme said:

hmmm how much ya chargin?


aww man, you mean people would pay me to wipe my ass? AWESOME!! woot!
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Reply #6 posted 10/25/06 9:29pm

sinisterpentat
onic

ZombieKitten said:



have you tried this new ointment? innocent


have you?!? eek
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Reply #7 posted 10/25/06 9:29pm

sinisterpentat
onic

AnckSuNamun said:

falloff Eww.....especially not when you have the runs shake


sad
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Reply #8 posted 10/25/06 9:29pm

brownsugar

i think it would be nice to do every once in a while to treat yourself nod
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Reply #9 posted 10/25/06 9:29pm

DanceWme

sinisterpentatonic said:

DanceWme said:

hmmm how much ya chargin?


aww man, you mean people would pay me to wipe my ass? AWESOME!! woot!

U gotta pay ME to wipe ur ass mad
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Reply #10 posted 10/25/06 9:30pm

sinisterpentat
onic

DanceWme said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



aww man, you mean people would pay me to wipe my ass? AWESOME!! woot!

U gotta pay ME to wipe ur ass mad


u asked how much i was chargin? confused
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Reply #11 posted 10/25/06 9:30pm

ZombieKitten

sinisterpentatonic said:

ZombieKitten said:



have you tried this new ointment? innocent


have you?!? eek


it's very soothing I've heard, you whould try it! thumbs up!
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Reply #12 posted 10/25/06 9:30pm

brownsugar

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i think it would be nice to do every once in a while to treat yourself nod


but good luck with that falloff
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Reply #13 posted 10/25/06 9:30pm

sinisterpentat
onic

Zogmuffin said:

Buy me a plane ticket and I'm there!


DUDE! biggrin
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Reply #14 posted 10/25/06 9:30pm

ZombieKitten

brownsugar said:

i think it would be nice to do every once in a while to treat yourself nod


falloff !!!
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Reply #15 posted 10/25/06 9:31pm

AnckSuNamun

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People wipe butts all the time in nursing homes. My hat goes off to them,because I don't even like wiping my own ass. It's just something you have to do. I mean I know the elderly need care, but I think I'd be sick to my stomach if I had to clean an older person's ass. It's one thing to wipe a baby's ass and take care of dirty diapers.....but adult shit would have me puking on the job lol

"S"
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Reply #16 posted 10/25/06 9:31pm

sinisterpentat
onic

ZombieKitten said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



have you?!? eek


it's very soothing I've heard, you whould try it! thumbs up!


did would and should have a baby? eek
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Reply #17 posted 10/25/06 9:31pm

DanceWme

sinisterpentatonic said:[quote]

DanceWme said:


U gotta pay ME to wipe ur ass mad


u asked how much i was chargin? confused[/quote

mad Do u want me to do it or not??!!!!!
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Reply #18 posted 10/25/06 9:32pm

july

sinisterpentatonic said:

Reply to 'Should i hire a buttwiper?' i'm pretty good at it, but i just hate doing it.

tp

boff
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Reply #19 posted 10/25/06 9:32pm

ThreadCula

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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit"
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Reply #20 posted 10/25/06 9:32pm

july

ThreadCula said:


falloff
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Reply #21 posted 10/25/06 9:33pm

sinisterpentat
onic

DanceWme said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

DanceWme said:


U gotta pay ME to wipe ur ass mad


u asked how much i was chargin? confused


mad Do u want me to do it or not??!!!!!


yeah! but i charge $20 dollars per stroke.
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Reply #22 posted 10/25/06 9:33pm

sinisterpentat
onic

ThreadCula said:



there's a lot of butt wiping going on up in there, i bet. nod
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Reply #23 posted 10/25/06 9:34pm

AnckSuNamun

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sinisterpentatonic said:

DanceWme said:



mad Do u want me to do it or not??!!!!!


yeah! but i charge $20 dollars per stroke.


So on a very runny day when multiple wipes are required....it'd be around what $100? lol
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Reply #24 posted 10/25/06 9:34pm

july

Yeah! Fuck That Grandma! Give! me a young woman get with! boff heart smile
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Reply #25 posted 10/25/06 9:35pm

DanceWme

sinisterpentatonic said:

DanceWme said:



mad Do u want me to do it or not??!!!!!


yeah! but i charge $20 dollars per stroke.

hmmm Imma want some food too ... well...maybe not after that confused
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Reply #26 posted 10/25/06 9:35pm

sinisterpentat
onic

AnckSuNamun said:

People wipe butts all the time in nursing homes. My hat goes off to them,because I don't even like wiping my own ass. It's just something you have to do. I mean I know the elderly need care, but I think I'd be sick to my stomach if I had to clean an older person's ass. It's one thing to wipe a baby's ass and take care of dirty diapers.....but adult shit would have me puking on the job lol

"S"



yer crazy! seriously, i really don't think i could deal with someone wiping my butt no matter how effed up i was. lol
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Reply #27 posted 10/25/06 9:35pm

ZombieKitten

sinisterpentatonic said:

ZombieKitten said:



it's very soothing I've heard, you whould try it! thumbs up!


did would and should have a baby? eek


redface
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Reply #28 posted 10/25/06 9:36pm

sinisterpentat
onic

AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



yeah! but i charge $20 dollars per stroke.


So on a very runny day when multiple wipes are required....it'd be around what $100? lol


come on now that's only five strokes, i do twice that on an average day. biggrin

just in case you wanted to know. evillol
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Reply #29 posted 10/25/06 9:37pm

sinisterpentat
onic

DanceWme said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



yeah! but i charge $20 dollars per stroke.

hmmm Imma want some food too ... well...maybe not after that confused


some folks would consider that a meal. shrug
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