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Police Find Naked Man Stuck In Window By Associated Press
Mon Oct 23, 7:30 PM FORREST CITY, Ark. - Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck _ naked _ in the window of a house. The man was caught before he could take anything from an apartment he was allegedly trying to rob, Forrest City police said. Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him. Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name. Officers and emergency personnel initially tried to free Reed, but were unsuccessful. Reed was finally freed after the fire department's rescue squad rescue personnel entered the apartment and removed the air conditioner. Reed was charged with residential burglary and taken to the St. Francis County jail, police said.  | |
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I dont get it. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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They were fine with him being naked then? 
...Not exactly hot on maintaining a low profile is he ? 
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well, if you'd ever been to Arkansas, you'd understand...  | |
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i don't think dude thought his little robbery plan all the way through.  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: well, if you'd ever been to Arkansas, you'd understand...
Actually I think he was framed 
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: well, if you'd ever been to Arkansas, you'd understand...
Actually I think he was framed
you crack me up, man! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Actually I think he was framed
you crack me up, man! Is it possible to re arrange those words?
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: you crack me up, man! Is it possible to re arrange those words?
i'm going to have to watch what i say around you from now on... clever bastid! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Is it possible to re arrange those words?
i'm going to have to watch what i say around you from now on... clever bastid! 
I guess that's a no
I wonder if that burgler has a sister... I'll leave my window open
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm going to have to watch what i say around you from now on... clever bastid!
I guess that's a no
I wonder if that burgler has a sister... I'll leave my window open
i'm sure he has a lot of cousins! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said:
I guess that's a no
I wonder if that burgler has a sister... I'll leave my window open
i'm sure he has a lot of cousins!
He will have where he's going I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm sure he has a lot of cousins!
He will have where he's going | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Steadwood said:
He will have where he's going
They'll show him the error of his ways ....such as how to pick the back door lock 
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funkpill said: By Associated Press
Mon Oct 23, 7:30 PM FORREST CITY, Ark. - Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck _ naked _ in the window of a house. The man was caught before he could take anything from an apartment he was allegedly trying to rob, Forrest City police said. Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him. Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name. Officers and emergency personnel initially tried to free Reed, but were unsuccessful. Reed was finally freed after the fire department's rescue squad rescue personnel entered the apartment and removed the air conditioner. Reed was charged with residential burglary and taken to the St. Francis County jail, police said. whoa back up a bit here..... WHY was he naked??? | |
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XxAxX said: whoa back up a bit here..... WHY was he naked???
probably so he could fit through the window easier. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: XxAxX said: whoa back up a bit here..... WHY was he naked???
probably so he could fit through the window easier.  still seems a bit extreme.... | |
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funkpill said: 'Police Find Naked Man Stuck In Window'
 THAT'S where i left my husband | |
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Mach said: funkpill said: 'Police Find Naked Man Stuck In Window'
THAT'S where i left my husband | |
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Sounds like he was high. Crazy fucking meth addicts. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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What-?!
No "indecent exposure" charges? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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