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Printablefathermcmeekle said: XxAxX said: ok. if i get cold, can i climb under your robes there to warm up? 
Certainly. 
Oh, if you happen to see an erection under there, just ignore it! 
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fathermcmeekle said: XxAxX said: ok. if i get cold, can i climb under your robes there to warm up?
Certainly.
Oh, if you happen to see an alter boy under there, just ignore him!
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IrresistibleB1tch said: fathermcmeekle said: Certainly.
Oh, if you happen to see an alter boy under there, just ignore him!
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XxAxX said: WillyWonka said: What if her blouse suffocates her as she is removing it over her head? More therapy! you're not a doctor  Perhaps not, but I've at least twice seen every episode of Dr. Kildare, MASH, The Bob Newhart show, and Quincy, so I believe myself to be quite qualified to make educated medical recommendations! Just trust me, madam. I am merely concerned for your mental health and well-being. | |
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WillyWonka said: purplerein said: We begin with childhood and figure out where the low self esteem began. That certainly can yeild valuable information towards one's personal growth, yes. It's also quite a bit of work! So, for the less ambitious, may I offer the following suggestion? Another, simpler, way to daily remind ourselves of our own worth is to look outwardly, and make a conscious effort at reminding everyone we encounter of their worth in this world - be it with a hug, a sincere inquiry of "How are you today?", or just a smile of acknowledgement as you pass on the street. The above exercise can often be more illuminating than peering into a mirror for hours and scrutinizing oneself. It is also cheaper and will garner one no therapist's bill (apologies Dr. Purplerein).  Thank you, Mr. Wonka | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: fathermcmeekle said: Certainly.
Oh, if you happen to see an alter boy under there, just ignore him!
That's twice you've mis-quoted me a better line!! 
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WillyWonka said: XxAxX said: you're not a doctor Perhaps not, but I've at least twice seen every episode of Dr. Kildare, MASH, The Bob Newhart show, and Quincy, so I believe myself to be quite qualified to make educated medical recommendations! Just trust me, madam. I am merely concerned for your mental health and well-being. i think a few dozen or so valium will help me a lot  | |
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fathermcmeekle said: IrresistibleB1tch said: That's twice you've mis-quoted me a better line!!
i'm a pro.  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: fathermcmeekle said: That's twice you've mis-quoted me a better line!!
i'm a perv. i'll say | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: fathermcmeekle said: That's twice you've mis-quoted me a better line!!
i'm a prostitute. shhhhh....the man is watching us. | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm a prostitute. do you take euros?  people please. ORGnotes | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: fathermcmeekle said: That's twice you've mis-quoted me a better line!!
i'm all of the above.  | |
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ok, you two... 
make that three edit... [Edited 10/23/06 12:08pm] | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ok, you two...
more perviness | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ok, you two...
harder. faster. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: harder. faster. And a minute ago she wouldn't even take off her blouse. serious issues! | |
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coolcat said: IrresistibleB1tch said: And a minute ago she wouldn't even take off her blouse. serious issues! we booze her up, that always works. she's quite the lush, ya know... | |
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coolcat said: IrresistibleB1tch said: what do i have to do to be one of the cool kids up in here? would it help if i wear a lampshade on my head?  you ARE a cool kid, dearie. NEVER forget that.  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: coolcat said: And a minute ago she wouldn't even take off her blouse. serious issues! we booze her up, that always works. she's quite the bush, ya know... No. I don't.  | |
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coolcat said: IrresistibleB1tch said: we booze her up, that always works. she's quite the bush, ya know... No. I don't. welcome to the MAO club - your card is in the mail! | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ok, you two...
more perviness IB...explain to XxAxX that perviness is not a proper conjunction of Perverse. | |
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purplerein said: XxAxX said: more perviness IB...explain to XxAxX that perviness is not a proper conjunction of Perverse. wouldn't it make more sense for you to be the one to explain perversity to Xx? | |
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purplerein said: XxAxX said: more perviness what does perviness mean? it's a kind of ice cream flavor. ask for it next time you go to baskin robbins | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: coolcat said: I'm a freak! I'm a freak! I'm a freak welcome to the FREAK club - your card is in the mail! well. isn't that special  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: welcome to the FREAK club - your card is in my rectum! Rectum....  | |
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Dr. Purplerein. Isn't this therapy session a little out of control? | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: welcome to the FREAK club - your card is in the mail! well. isn't that special being that you are the founder, maybe i should have consulted you first. sorry. you may bind and gag me now. | |
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coolcat said: Dr. Purplerein, one of the reasons I came to your clinic is because I heard you give away free clothing. I'd' sure like to be fitted for my straitjacket now. That's an Armani thing, isn't it?
 yes, Armani makes a nice line of restraints in your size
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: well. isn't that special you may bind and gag me now. purplerein already has dibs on that | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: you may fan me now and feed me grapes. purplerein already has dibs on that ok, you can take care of the constant flow of marzipan and Jaegermeister.  | |
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