I don't really have a therapist, by the way. It's more like a team of people with clipboards who are far too quick to applying electricity to my more sensitive parts.

You know what I don't do enough of. I am so concerned by how people feel about me that I don't give props to all of you, my fellow Orgers whom I love like brothers and sisters or at least first cousins. (Note: Just because I am from South Carolina, do not read into this reference to cousins as being some sort of unnatural love). There are so many of you who have said nice things and been complimentary and who I turn also would like to say nice things and be complimentary. Orgers, you make me laugh, you make me think and as an English major with two degrees I can tell you that y'all can flat out write well. Thank you, collective members of the Org, for being who you are and for providing me a multitude of chuckles and support over my 26 months here.


Now...back to me...

GottaLetitgo said:

oh, no, buster! we want a detailed list of the orgers you appreciate and why. with historical references, if available.

otherwise, we'll have to boycott your thread and let it die the sort of death only an IB thread can.

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GottaLetitgo said:

are you using those degrees in your current field of occupation?

What you have to understand, my fellow Orgers, is that even though I am a successful happily relationshipped man now, I was that kid who was picked last in every schoolyard activity throughout my developing years. Sometimes, it would come down to me and, for example, a wandering stray dog with three legs and, lo and behold, I still get picked last. Should I be punishing the Org for my deep seated insecurities that stir from a sad and rejection-filled heart?

Well, hell, it beats working...

purplerein said:

I speak English most of the time.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

she means it, too

XxAxX said:

fear the wrath of these two womens Letitgo.

purplerein said:

Oh I fear. I fear all women. Just too damn smart for my blood. I prefer the company of rocks who I can usually beat at Chess a good 8 out of 10 times.

GottaLetitgo said:

not using your English education whilst reading my VERY SPECIFIC instructions, huh? consider yourself boycotted.

purplerein said:

i would like to second that, but i'm afraid i'm boycotting this thread.

purplerein said:

i usually wear a jacket???

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Aww man...not a boycott.

GottaLetitgo said:

more like a oldfartmafiacott.

If I actually could figure out how to put my own picture on this damn site, I would make the mcdreamiest Orger list, I know I would.

GottaLetitgo said:

to be honest, the Admiral was better looking than you.

purplerein said:

you know? that might be just the thing

Biggest teets?

fathermcmeekle said:

Do you mean Gotta, Cow, the Captain or AndrewRidgeley?

Cross-dresser with the most deleted-alter-accounts.

GottaLetitgo said:

AndrewRidgeley. I heard his teets are so voluminous he could suckle a whole herd.

fathermcmeekle said:

That's pretty much what broke up Wham!

Illustrator said:

Cross-dresser with multiple personality disorders...my circle is complete!

GottaLetitgo said:

Look at George Michael now. Drinking and taking drugs to forget his little teet shame.

so you're not using your two english degrees. oh the student loans....

purplerein said:

yes but he's here at the ORG, posting away on this thread all fresh and groovy. humor me and re-read this bit a sec.:



see what i mean? slightly anguished, yet also funny. viscerally visual. a dog with three legs... my long-winded point being that he IS using his degrees in english and we are the benficiaries

purplerein said:

Dad?

XxAxX said:

XxAxX...you honor me.

GottaLetitgo said: