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Thread started 10/16/06 7:34am

funkpill

The Gynecologist

A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the
woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately
told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he
asked her, "Do you know what I am doing? "Yes," she replied, "You are
checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do
you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast
cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with
her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now "Yes," she said, "You're
getting syphilis: which is why I came here In the
first place."


falloff



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Reply #1 posted 10/16/06 8:09am

myownprivatein
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falloff


Wicked !!! lol
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Reply #2 posted 10/16/06 8:32am

purplerein

Can you believe that some people think that only women should be gynos?
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Reply #3 posted 10/16/06 10:36am

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I dont get it.
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Reply #4 posted 10/16/06 10:57am

OneMoreTimeP

falloff!!!!!
Imagine if P was a gyno:

"so doctor, what's the diagnosis?"
"grrl, you need pussy control OOWWAAH!!"
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Reply #5 posted 10/16/06 11:22am

KatSkrizzle

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OneMoreTimeP said:

falloff!!!!!
Imagine if P was a gyno:

"so doctor, what's the diagnosis?"
"grrl, you need pussy control OOWWAAH!!"

ummmm trying to laugh at the cheesy joke


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Reply #6 posted 10/16/06 11:26am

AnckSuNamun

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purplerein said:

Can you believe that some people think that only women should be gynos?


I don't....I personally just feel more comfortable with a woman one. I won't trun this into another male/female gyno discussion though. lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/16/06 11:26am

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funkpill said:



Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with
her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now "Yes," she said, "You're
getting syphilis: which is why I came here In the
first place."


falloff



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Reply #8 posted 10/16/06 2:54pm

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Reply #9 posted 10/16/06 3:04pm

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purplerein said:

Can you believe that some people think that only women should be gynos?


I think it's more that some women are only comfortable with female gynos. but some women are only comfortable with male doctors, i'm sure.
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Reply #10 posted 10/16/06 4:20pm

ZombieKitten

NDRU said:

purplerein said:

Can you believe that some people think that only women should be gynos?


I think it's more that some women are only comfortable with female gynos. but some women are only comfortable with male doctors, i'm sure.


nod but they need to use a tie clip, a tie flipped over the shoulder doesn't always stay put. falloff
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Reply #11 posted 10/16/06 4:27pm

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ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:



I think it's more that some women are only comfortable with female gynos. but some women are only comfortable with male doctors, i'm sure.


nod but they need to use a tie clip, a tie flipped over the shoulder doesn't always stay put. falloff


Actually that's a good point. I've heard to never touch doctors' & dentists' ties. They're rife with germs! yech
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Reply #12 posted 10/16/06 4:30pm

ZombieKitten

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:



nod but they need to use a tie clip, a tie flipped over the shoulder doesn't always stay put. falloff


Actually that's a good point. I've heard to never touch doctors' & dentists' ties. They're rife with germs! yech


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Reply #13 posted 10/16/06 8:59pm

1FRO

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Reply #14 posted 10/16/06 9:08pm

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not right feeling ill
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Reply #15 posted 10/17/06 1:04am

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In very bad taste, very bad taste indeed!
Trust me, I'm a Doctor!
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Reply #16 posted 10/18/06 4:53am

OneMoreTimeP

KatSkrizzle said:

OneMoreTimeP said:

falloff!!!!!
Imagine if P was a gyno:

"so doctor, what's the diagnosis?"
"grrl, you need pussy control OOWWAAH!!"

ummmm trying to laugh at the cheesy joke


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I wasn't laughing at my own joke. I was laughing at Funkpill's rolleyes
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Reply #17 posted 10/18/06 4:56am

ZombieKitten

TheOrgGynaecologist said:

In very bad taste, very bad taste indeed!

OMG! where have you been all this time!!! falloff
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Reply #18 posted 10/18/06 5:50am

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I have been on sabbatical geek
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