There are alot of people who'd rather stay single if they cant be with the most beautiful girl or finest man, those people are missing out on so much, good looks are only for a short time but a kind heart lasts forever.

True. Kind heart does last forever

Only protons last forever. The heart is a wee star, really.

Number23 said:

Oh really?

What's wrong with that? Any women can learn plow.

Borat said:

I rest my case

Borat said:

And be prostitutes!

PurplePassion65 said:

Aye. So are you. And everyone and everything which has ever existed on any planet, on any dimentional plane, ever eaten from a tree leave or danced with quark particles. Prisoners all, trapped in a lucid dream with no ups or downs, nothing tangiable or knowable. Without stars and planets, without objects - like your heart - direction doesn't exist because the universe is cylindrical and expanding. We just have to sit and wait and trust our mother hasn't forgotten us and loves her children.

MikeMatronik said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ni0iKMZUGA

Number23 said:

profound...

Borat said:

MikeMatronik said:

Not really. Not anymore profound than someone wiping wank juice off their belly with an old sock.

Number23 said:

eww

Number23 said:

now that is profound!

Number23 said:

I was lonely in Best Western and no wipes.

SameB1tchDifferentDay said:

Good combo. How long have you been married?

AnckSuNamun said:

almost 4 years, together 14. he's the best thing that's ever happened to me...

AnckSuNamun said:

I agree

SameB1tchDifferentDay said:

Until Borat

Borat said:

riiiiight...

SameB1tchDifferentDay said:

That's a long time to have a tight bond with someone

marrying for money seems a much better approach and much more widely accepted practice

All of my marriages have been to uggos.

And so far,
no complaints.

SpisaRibb said:

HIGH FIVE!

Borat said:

Illustrator said:

Spats in training? I think he spells it with one "g" though

AnckSuNamun said:

i keep telling him we have another 80 years of bliss ahead of us. he just rolls his eyes at that prospect...

AnckSuNamun said:

Well, think this way. Leonardo Da Vinci (ugh, I know) pencilled drawings of sperm with fully formed babies inside the wee tadpole heads. And UNDOUBTEDLY - he still wanked. He wanked with the belief, the cocksure (sorry) solid affirmation that he was condeming millions of microscopic babies to fifteen seconds of life outside of his ballsack onto a duvet cover or inside some twelve-year-old boy's bum (yes, he did). Probably at least three or four times a day too, due to his almost supernatural creative energy and clockwork lightning mind. Now, that seemingly silly belief was held up until very recently in our present timeframe - say 250 years ago. Still men wanked, seemingly burdened by the notion that they were spunking away millions of tiny children brethern for five minutes spacejoy.
Now, what this says about the nature of man is...well, frightening. But fuck that. What I'm saying is, wash your socks. That's your genetic heritage you've just wiped away. That's your immortality, your magic. Have some fucking respect your yourself, you monkeys.
And no, I never wank. I'm like the Pope, bouncing around the vatican with two spacehoppers between my legs.

Number23 said:

Can i be ur disciple?