MikeMatronik said:

Not really. Not anymore profound than someone wiping wank juice off their belly with an old sock.

Number23 said:

Hey there yung-un....we call that a "happy sock" 'round these here parts....

reneGade20 said:

*pagging Flea and the boys*

Number23 said:

Hey there yung-un....we call that a "happy sock" 'round these here parts....

reneGade20 said:

Must be the only fucking happy thing in Iraq.

Borat said:

And be prostitutes!

MikeMatronik said:

omg ur hilarious

DanceWme said:

He is 3rd real man in all of prince.org

I wouldn't marry strictly for looks just as I wouldn't marry strictly for personality.

AnckSuNamun said:

Well, think this way. Leonardo Da Vinci (ugh, I know) pencilled drawings of sperm with fully formed babies inside the wee tadpole heads. And UNDOUBTEDLY - he still wanked. He wanked with the belief, the cocksure (sorry) solid affirmation that he was condeming millions of microscopic babies to fifteen seconds of life outside of his ballsack onto a duvet cover or inside some twelve-year-old boy's bum (yes, he did). Probably at least three or four times a day too, due to his almost supernatural creative energy and clockwork lightning mind. Now, that seemingly silly belief was held up until very recently in our present timeframe - say 250 years ago. Still men wanked, seemingly burdened by the notion that they were spunking away millions of tiny children brethern for five minutes spacejoy.
Now, what this says about the nature of man is...well, frightening. But fuck that. What I'm saying is, wash your socks. That's your genetic heritage you've just wiped away. That's your immortality, your magic. Have some fucking respect your yourself, you monkeys.
And no, I never wank. I'm like the Pope, bouncing around the vatican with two spacehoppers between my legs.

JustErin said:

Sounds deceivingly shallow. Go Erin!

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MikeMatronik said:

MANY SOORYRS, YOU ARE NUMBER 4!

Borat said:

Just like ur sister that's the #4 prostitute of Kazaquistan!

MikeMatronik said:

SEE MY SIGNATUES!

Borat said:

SpisaRibb said:

HIGH FIVE!

CinisterCee said:

How is it shallow?

There are alot of people who'd rather stay single if they cant be with the most beautiful girl or finest man, those people are missing out on so much, good looks are only for a short time but a kind heart lasts forever.

PurplePassion65 said:

People die of heart attacks everyday.

I would rather be with someone who was hot looking for a bunch of years than someone who was ugly their whole life.

A true heart does not make you pop a boner.

I wouldn't marry strictly for looks just as I wouldn't marry strictly for personality.

I think it has to be a balance. If a person had the best personality in the world and i had no physical attraction to her, what would be the incentive in procreation. Absolutely none. I think you have to be attracted to a person enough physically also, but personality makes the difference later on in life,, like when gravity starts taking effect and stuff starts falling. so it has to be a perfect blend of physical and mental attraction if I am going to marry.