I spent so much time hating on you orgers that I forgot the American Male way too waste time... Watch football. I should have my man card revoked. Fuck you all. I'm going to watch some football.

In Kazakhstan, football is nuclear retardation disease where a man grows a foot out of the testis satchel.

Borat said:

eww...

karmatornado said:

I just thought about that Dairy Queen commercial advertising the new chilli burger. The motto for it is "It'll make a man out of you" Anyway the commercial has this couple sitting on the couch watching some "chick flick", you can tell by the dialogue, and the music being played. The woman goes to take a bite out of her boyfriend's Chilli burger and all of a sudden she behaves like a man.....slouching on the coach, doing the pull my finger trick, and changing the channel to football. I thought hmm....I like watching football while slouching....and I don't consider myself to be mannish. I just thought it was funny how they feel what a man should be. It's like "Be a man....eat a chilli burger"

Borat said:

WTF?

i don't have that much time to waste....but looking forward to the halftime show at the Superbowl