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Men that like to watch lesbians, this could happen to you. A bulldagger friend of mine was out at a club one night with her girlfriend and this pervert just kept harrassing them all night long. He kept asking could he go home with them and watch. Finally, she got sick of it and said "I'll do better than that, how would you like to join in?". He said "Hell yeah!". She said "Come on you motherfucker, we'll give you a night you'll never forget!".
She got that motherfucker home and told him to get undressed. He took off all his clothes and she pulled out a great big ole strap-on. She said "Bend over". He said "What?!" She said "Hell, you wanted to join in, well motherfucker, this is what we do. Now, you either bend your ass over or get the fuck out!". That motherfucker put his clothes on and slammmed the door behind him. Me, her, and her girlfriend were drinking the next day and she was telling me about it. We were falling out laughing. I said "Go head on bitch, you know you're bad!".  Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Captain? You hear that, wherever you are? | |
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that was a totally pointless story. | |
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weepingwall said: that was a totally pointless story.
yeah and your post (along with mine that didn't work) was pointless too... 
anyway, to the friend and the girlfriend:  that's hilarious 
men can be such idiots.  | |
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weepingwall said: that was a totally pointless story. Not really. The point is, real life is not like the porno movies. Lesbians do not want to be watched and do not want a man in any shape, form, or fashion. Hell, if they wanted a man they wouldn't be a lesbian....duh. It is totally disrespectful for a man to come into a gay club and try to pick up women, especially right in front of their girfriend's face. If a man goes to a gay club and tries to pick up someone, it need to be another guy. Duh...it's a gay club. If he's straight but has gay friends, he needs to simply dance and have a good time. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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What a pussy? If you're down, he shoulda took it up the arse. | |
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lilgish said: What a pussy? If you're down, he shoulda took it up the arse.  I asked her what she would have done if he had called her bluff. She said "I would have fucked that motherfucker as hard as I could. That bitch would have been hollering like Prince on Do Me, Baby". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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they sound like butch lesbians.You know, the kind that can do DIY. Eat Carrots and be able to see in the dark.
I dont like carrots I like brussel sprouts | |
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 "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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vainandy said: Not really. The point is, real life is not like the porno movies. Lesbians do not want to be watched and do not want a man in any shape, form, or fashion. Hell, if they wanted a man they wouldn't be a lesbian....duh. It is totally disrespectful for a man to come into a gay club and try to pick up women, especially right in front of their girfriend's face. If a man goes to a gay club and tries to pick up someone, it need to be another guy. Duh...it's a gay club. If he's straight but has gay friends, he needs to simply dance and have a good time. Exactly!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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2the9s said: Captain? You hear that, wherever you are?
The Captain would be a tad frightened yet completely intrigued. All good things they say never last... | |
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vainandy said: A bulldagger friend of mine was out at a club one night with her girlfriend and this pervert just kept harrassing them all night long. He kept asking could he go home with them and watch. Finally, she got sick of it and said "I'll do better than that, how would you like to join in?". He said "Hell yeah!". She said "Come on you motherfucker, we'll give you a night you'll never forget!".
She got that motherfucker home and told him to get undressed. He took off all his clothes and she pulled out a great big ole strap-on. She said "Bend over". He said "What?!" She said "Hell, you wanted to join in, well motherfucker, this is what we do. Now, you either bend your ass over or get the fuck out!". That motherfucker put his clothes on and slammmed the door behind him. Me, her, and her girlfriend were drinking the next day and she was telling me about it. We were falling out laughing. I said "Go head on bitch, you know you're bad!". Hell motherfucking yeah!!!! Great story and good for that asshole.  I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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