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Tell a "knock, knock" joke!  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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Knock, knock! "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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it's the only one i can ever remember...
knock, knock... who's there? interrupting cow! interrupt... moo! yeah, it's lame, but aren't they all?  | |
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senik said: Knock, knock!
Who's there? Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: it's the only one i can ever remember...
knock, knock... who's there? interrupting cow! interrupt... moo! yeah, it's lame, but aren't they all? My nephew finds them hysterical Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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did you know there are no knock-knock jokes in Germany?  | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: senik said: Knock, knock!
Who's there? Cheese! "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: did you know there are no knock-knock jokes in Germany?
That. Is. Truly. Amazing. 
I translated your joke using BabelFish, it's now hysterical! Klopfen, Klopfen... wer ist dort? unterbrechende Kuh! Unterbrechung... MOO!  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: IrresistibleB1tch said: did you know there are no knock-knock jokes in Germany?
That. Is. Truly. Amazing.
I translated your joke using BabelFish, it's now hysterical! Klopfen, Klopfen... wer ist dort? unterbrechende Kuh! Unterbrechung... MOO! that's actually not a half-bad translation! [Edited 9/9/06 18:44pm] | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: senik said: Cheese! Cheese who? Cheeeeese us Christ, it's cold out here! Let me in 
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senik said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Cheese who? Cheeeeese us Christ, it's cold out here! Let me in
Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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oh no, you didn't!! | |
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Sorry J.C. 
I knowz you're cool so I'm half expecting you to have already forgiven Gary for begetting this thread and making me tell the only "Knock, knock" joke that I know..... that just happens to be sacrilegious 
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senik said: Sorry J.C.
I knowz you're cool so I'm half expecting you to have already forgiven Gary for begetting this thread and making me tell the only "Knock, knock" joke that I know..... that just happens to be sacrilegious
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senik said: Sorry J.C.
I knowz you're cool so I'm half expecting you to have already forgiven Gary for begetting this thread and making me tell the only "Knock, knock" joke that I know..... that just happens to be sacrilegious
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knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? it's Bill. oh i thought you were a Jehovah's Witness. come in | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Knock Knock. Who's There? Jesus. Jesus Who? Jesus the Christ lord and savior of the world. Excuse me!?! The one that died for the sins of the world of men... You've got to be fucking kindding me. No. (strange mumbling) We don't take religion solicitations. I'm not solicitating, I'm calling my brothers to join in the feast. Look buddy, you can't exist, you must be a nut, now step away from the door, before someone gets hurt. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Knock Knock
...Who's there? ...It's Butter ...Butter who?
...Ok....It's not Butter ...I don't believe it's not Butter
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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Steadwood said: Knock Knock
...Who's there? ...It's Butter ...Butter who?
...Ok....It's not Butter ...I don't believe it's not Butter
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knock knock
who's there? me okay. come on in | |
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