New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
Analogize THIS... Analogies crack me the fuck up...finish these sentences with flair...
1. Yesterday was as hot as... 2. This soup is colder than a... 3. Last nights lover looked older than... 4. This damn bolt is tighter than... 5. Whoa, that well is deeper than... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
Revolution said: Analogies crack me the fuck up...finish these sentences with flair...
1. Yesterday was as hot as...your mom was last night. 2. This soup is colder than a...polar bears toe nails. 3. Last nights lover looked older than...mold 4. This damn bolt is tighter than...a virgins honeypot 5. Whoa, that well is deeper than...Paris Hilton's coochie! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
1. Yesterday was as hot as...a redneck's crotch on chili day.
2. This soup is colder than a...female Swedish CEO. 3. Last night's lover looked older than...Pandurito's jokes. 4. This damn bolt is tighter than...JustErin's clique. 5. Whoa, that well is deeper than...that pit toilet I fell into last summer. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
This thread's as mediocre as a...
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
retina said: 1. Yesterday was as hot as...a redneck's crotch on chili day.
2. This soup is colder than a...female Swedish CEO. 3. Last night's lover looked older than...Pandurito's jokes. 4. This damn bolt is tighter than...JustErin's clique. 5. Whoa, that well is deeper than...that pit toilet I fell into last summer.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Fauxie said: This thread's as mediocre as a...
...bowl of noodle soup made by a white dude. 
At least we tried!  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
ZombieKitten said: Thanks for the sympathy-lol.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
retina said: ZombieKitten said: Thanks for the sympathy-lol.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
1. Yesterday was as hot as today.
2. This soup is colder than a the soupspoon. 3. Last nights lover looked older than she did when I met her. 4. This damn bolt is tighter than it should be. 5. Whoa, that well is deeper than Prince wants to find out. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
