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Thread started 09/07/06 1:18pm

Teacher

I want my colonoscopy (sp) done in Canada!

I have to have one of those (don't know how to spell it) and I have to drink an EFFING GALLON of laxative fluid! Talked to monkey yesterday and he told me he only had to take a 50 ml laxative!!! It's insane and I really don't wanna do this but I have to... I have to drink this stuff that tastes icky, first 2 liters in an hour, then another 2 liters 4 hours later and living on the toilet in between, only clear fluids until after the exam the next day mad boxed


How's it done in your country?? sad
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Reply #1 posted 09/07/06 1:26pm

INSATIABLE

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eek

Never had one.


Never want to have one.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #2 posted 09/07/06 1:27pm

Teacher

INSATIABLE said:

eek

Never had one.


Never want to have one.



Neither do I. pout
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Reply #3 posted 09/07/06 1:29pm

REDFEATHERS

Fuckkkk..
wow..

I cant remember what amount of laxatives I had, but I have talked to monkey about this in the past.. years ago..

Yeah you do have to stay close by to a toilet thats the scary part.. but once you are in the hospital you are given a mild sedative.. and when I had mine done.. I have had about 4 in the past.. I just watch the tv screen while the camera pokes around inside me..

its fascinating really.. and best to be on the safe side, so best to get it done hug

and i always get a lovely cup of tea andf a biscuit afterwards.. or some toast
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Reply #4 posted 09/07/06 1:30pm

INSATIABLE

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Teacher said:

INSATIABLE said:

eek

Never had one.


Never want to have one.



Neither do I. pout

heart Sorry, darlin'. I thought they were only done if you're an old man or cancerous/at risk for cancer? sad
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #5 posted 09/07/06 1:30pm

Illustrator

Teacher said:



How's it done in your country?? sad

Being that I live in a third world country,

they only use an index finger, wrapping-paper cardboard tube & a warm smile.
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Reply #6 posted 09/07/06 1:31pm

Teacher

Illustrator said:

Teacher said:



How's it done in your country?? sad

Being that I live in a third world country,

they only use an index finger, wrapping-paper cardboard tube & a warm smile.



falloff


Thanks, I'll remember this when I'm stuck on the loo lol
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Reply #7 posted 09/07/06 1:32pm

Teacher

INSATIABLE said:

Teacher said:




Neither do I. pout

heart Sorry, darlin'. I thought they were only done if you're an old man or cancerous/at risk for cancer? sad



Don't wanna get into details really but I'm not an old man anyway lol
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Reply #8 posted 09/07/06 1:35pm

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Teacher said:

INSATIABLE said:


heart Sorry, darlin'. I thought they were only done if you're an old man or cancerous/at risk for cancer? sad



Don't wanna get into details really but I'm not an old man anyway lol

lol Right. I should have mentioned I wasn't looking for a story, sorry. smile

Hope it's not too awful.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #9 posted 09/07/06 1:36pm

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I'm usually turned on by teachers sexy butt, but not today. lol. That doesn't sound right dear, you should ask the doctor why first.

Anybody ever have a CT? yikes, feels like you are drowining.
All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #10 posted 09/07/06 1:37pm

Teacher

2freaky4church1 said:

I'm usually turned on by teachers sexy butt, but not today. lol. That doesn't sound right dear, you should ask the doctor why first.

Anybody ever have a CT? yikes, feels like you are drowining.



My butt is ALWAYS pretty booty! batting eyes


I know why I need it, just don't wanna tell the Org ALL of my business... isn't it enough I actually created the thread? falloff
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Reply #11 posted 09/07/06 1:38pm

cubic61052

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Teacher said:

I have to have one of those (don't know how to spell it) and I have to drink an EFFING GALLON of laxative fluid! Talked to monkey yesterday and he told me he only had to take a 50 ml laxative!!! It's insane and I really don't wanna do this but I have to... I have to drink this stuff that tastes icky, first 2 liters in an hour, then another 2 liters 4 hours later and living on the toilet in between, only clear fluids until after the exam the next day mad boxed


How's it done in your country?? sad

Don't worry about it....it is a non-issue.

Ask your doctor about the different ways to 'cleanse' ( lol ) yourself. You can use a pill form, a small amount of liquid, or drink the gallons of stuff. I used the pills.

Good luck.

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Reply #12 posted 09/07/06 1:39pm

JustErin

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Teacher said:

I have to have one of those (don't know how to spell it) and I have to drink an EFFING GALLON of laxative fluid! Talked to monkey yesterday and he told me he only had to take a 50 ml laxative!!! It's insane and I really don't wanna do this but I have to... I have to drink this stuff that tastes icky, first 2 liters in an hour, then another 2 liters 4 hours later and living on the toilet in between, only clear fluids until after the exam the next day mad boxed


How's it done in your country?? sad


How odd, no more than 10 minutes ago I was talking to my mom who is getting one done this month.

She's gotta drink all that crap too.

On her info sheet it read:

"THE BOWEL PREPARATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM A LOT. BECAUSE OF THIS, OFTEN INDIVIDUALS FIND THAT THEIR ANUS BECOMES RAW. APPYLING VASELINE TO THE ANUS AFTER EACH BOWEL MOVEMENT DECREASES THE ANAL BURNING".

Poor her, and poor you. sad
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Reply #13 posted 09/07/06 1:42pm

Teacher

JustErin said:

Teacher said:

I have to have one of those (don't know how to spell it) and I have to drink an EFFING GALLON of laxative fluid! Talked to monkey yesterday and he told me he only had to take a 50 ml laxative!!! It's insane and I really don't wanna do this but I have to... I have to drink this stuff that tastes icky, first 2 liters in an hour, then another 2 liters 4 hours later and living on the toilet in between, only clear fluids until after the exam the next day mad boxed


How's it done in your country?? sad


How odd, no more than 10 minutes ago I was talking to my mom who is getting one done this month.

She's gotta drink all that crap too.

On her info sheet it read:

"THE BOWEL PREPARATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM A LOT. BECAUSE OF THIS, OFTEN INDIVIDUALS FIND THAT THEIR ANUS BECOMES RAW. APPYLING VASELINE TO THE ANUS AFTER EACH BOWEL MOVEMENT DECREASES THE ANAL BURNING".

Poor her, and poor you. sad



bawl My info sheet says pretty much the same but it names a cream instead. disbelief Can I get your mom's phone number? lol
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Reply #14 posted 09/07/06 1:47pm

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JustErin said:

"THE BOWEL PREPARATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM A LOT. BECAUSE OF THIS, OFTEN INDIVIDUALS FIND THAT THEIR ANUS BECOMES RAW. APPYLING VASELINE TO THE ANUS AFTER EACH BOWEL MOVEMENT DECREASES THE ANAL BURNING".

...just when I thought that the thread about Paris Hilton being behind bars would be the hottest thing I would read on the org today....
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Reply #15 posted 09/07/06 3:17pm

Teacher

Illustrator said:

JustErin said:

"THE BOWEL PREPARATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM A LOT. BECAUSE OF THIS, OFTEN INDIVIDUALS FIND THAT THEIR ANUS BECOMES RAW. APPYLING VASELINE TO THE ANUS AFTER EACH BOWEL MOVEMENT DECREASES THE ANAL BURNING".

...just when I thought that the thread about Paris Hilton being behind bars would be the hottest thing I would read on the org today....


LMFAO!!!
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Reply #16 posted 09/07/06 9:25pm

JesseDezz

You will s**t your guts out 'till there's nothin' left in you but clear liquid. Be ready to make that toilet your best friend.

Believe me, I know...

The actual colonoscopy isn't painful at all, though a bit embarrassing. Some doctor and a nurse looking all up your exposed bottom. You're asleep through it, though and a bit drowsy afterwards. That's why you have to have someone pick you up - they don't want you driving anywhere for 24 hours...
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Reply #17 posted 09/07/06 10:30pm

Teacher

JesseDezz said:

You will s**t your guts out 'till there's nothin' left in you but clear liquid. Be ready to make that toilet your best friend.

Believe me, I know...

The actual colonoscopy isn't painful at all, though a bit embarrassing. Some doctor and a nurse looking all up your exposed bottom. You're asleep through it, though and a bit drowsy afterwards. That's why you have to have someone pick you up - they don't want you driving anywhere for 24 hours...
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Thanks, I'm getting a very clear picture now... my dad's coming with to babysit me afterwards, to be on the safe side I'll have a dogsitter standing by as well I think cos if I feel anywhere near as crappy as I did Wednesday after the gastroscopy (is that the word in English?) I don't wanna have to go anywhere.

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