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Thread started 09/07/06 2:05pm

morningsong

Osama bin Laden loves Whitney Houston

Just when I think I've heard it all, I hear this.

Driving down the street just listening to the radio, and I nearly choked from laughing so hard, I couldn't wait to rush in on surf the web to find out if it was true (you know how radio news can be sometimes) and waalaa, I found:

Osama bin Laden was infatuated with Whitney Houston
Posted Aug 22, 2006, 4:54 PM ET


In a new book from Osama bin Laden's ex-girlfriend, the terrorist had a crush on Whitney Houston.



According to a new book from Osama bin Laden's ex-girlfeiend, Kola Boof, Laden had an infatuation with Whitney Houston and thought about killing her husband Bobby Brown.

Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet, makes the claims in her new autobiography, Diary of a lost Girl. Boof also claims that Osama bin Laden came across photographs of Star magazine, as well as copies of playboy magazines in the briefcase of bin Laden.

Boof goes on to say Osama didn't spend all his time reading the Koran. Apparently he was a bit of a fan for Playboy, "In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of playboy."

Kola claims she was once Osama bin Laden's sex slave for four years and says he held her prisoner then raped her in a Moroccan hotel room.

On Whitney, Boof says Osama could not stop talking about the Bodyguard star even though he disapproved of her music. Printed in an excerpt in Harpers Bizarre, the Sudanese girlfriend says in her book, "Osama kept coming back to Whitney. He asked if I knew her personally. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."

In her comments Boof suggests Osama thought Whitney was truly Islamic at heart and was been deterred by her badboy husband, Bobby Brown. Osama used to say, "How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed."

Okay, not so funny, but it sure is strange.
The book "The Diary of a Lost Girl"
[Edited 9/7/06 14:13pm]
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Reply #1 posted 09/07/06 2:07pm

DanceWme

OH MY GOSH!!!
This has got to be the funniest shit I have heard in....well EVER!!
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Reply #2 posted 09/07/06 2:09pm

IrresistibleB1
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well, at least SOMEBODY still does! lol
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Reply #3 posted 09/07/06 2:10pm

abierman

this is so 2 weeks ago, meanwhile he loves Mariah.....
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Reply #4 posted 09/07/06 2:11pm

TMPletz

Osama to al-Qaeda: "Hmm...let's go for bombing the U.S.S. Cole, then we'll fly planes into those buildings in New York, then we'll kill off Bobby Brown. What do you say, guys?"

wacky
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Reply #5 posted 09/07/06 2:50pm

Teacher

Kola Boof?????






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Reply #6 posted 09/07/06 3:27pm

ThreadBare

Teacher said:

Kola Boof?????









Somewhere in this planet, names such as John, Chris, Michelle, Jenny and James evoke similar laughter.
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Reply #7 posted 09/07/06 6:32pm

PurpleKnight

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So he wanted to kill her husband to be with her. Yeah, uh, that's...really sweet.
The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

"You still wanna take me to prison...just because I won't trade humanity for patriotism."
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Reply #8 posted 09/07/06 10:26pm

Teacher

ThreadBare said:

Teacher said:

Kola Boof?????









Somewhere in this planet, names such as John, Chris, Michelle, Jenny and James evoke similar laughter.



nod Just as we Swedes find the name Pitt extremely funny. giggle
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