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Lately the Captain feels like Elvis... Circa the late 70's, right before he was about to kick it. The Captain feels like a bloated self-parody of himself, rambling endlessly about past glories and singing the same old songs every night.
Penis, penis, penis...hooker, hooker, hooker...same song different verse. Sure, I'm hung like a Mesopotamian Mountain Lion but where's the growth? Is the Captain growing as a person...besides of course in the pants where the Captain is doing just fine. Am I achieving what it is that I came on the Org to do? Or is the Captain wallowing, aiming for the lowest common denominator, always targeting the crotch because the Captain is afraid to reveal his softer, more sensitive side? Is there a soul in the essence of the Captain or did I whore it for Org fame and glory? The Captain ponders...  | |
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we know.....  | |
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This thread is dying...
Like the Captain's spirit. | |
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CaptainChaos said: This thread is dying...
Like the Captain's spirit. The captain, much like Oasis, is becoming a one note wonder. it's always about hookers and penisi. do something different | |
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purplerein said: CaptainChaos said: This thread is dying...
Like the Captain's spirit. The captain, much like Oasis, is becoming a one note wonder. it's always about hookers and penisi. do something different 'Cause maybeeeee You're be the one that saves meeeee.....' [Edited 9/7/06 12:34pm] | |
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abierman said: purplerein said: The captain, much like Oasis, is becoming a one note wonder. it's always about hookers and penisi. do something different 'Cause maybeeeee You're be the one that saves meeeee.....' [Edited 9/7/06 12:34pm] Oh how I hate that song... It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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purplerein said: CaptainChaos said: This thread is dying...
Like the Captain's spirit. The captain, much like Oasis, is becoming a one note wonder. it's always about hookers and penisi. do something different I was under the impression I was supposed to run my very thin (but very accurate) schtick into the ground and beyond until it reached the Earth's core. Was I misinformed? | |
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CaptainChaos said: purplerein said: The captain, much like Oasis, is becoming a one note wonder. it's always about hookers and penisi. do something different I was under the impression I was supposed to run my very thin (but very accurate) schtick into the ground and beyond until it reached the Earth's core. Was I misinformed? it's so sad to read your sig.  | |
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purplerein said: CaptainChaos said: I was under the impression I was supposed to run my very thin (but very accurate) schtick into the ground and beyond until it reached the Earth's core. Was I misinformed? it's so sad to read your sig. Yeah. It symbolizes the Captain's mindset in an ironic way. I'm not hot anymore. The Captain is filled with confusion. | |
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Maybe it is time for the mask to come off... | |
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CaptainChaos said: Maybe it is time for the mask to come off...
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CaptainChaos said: Maybe it is time for the mask to come off...
You're going to reveal the big news from 2the9's thread? | |
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I have really let things go and it's time to shore up. The Captain looks at his options being:
1) Leave the Org in a snit fit and inevitably come back a few weeks later after missing the excitement of Orgtown. 2) Reveal any sort of hypothetical secret identities, bringing a few days of "I can't believe you were CaptainChaos...really...nooooo...the hell you say!" 3) Close down a few days for retooling and repairs. What to do, what to do? | |
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After much thought, the Captain has decided that a revelation is forthcoming. As soon as this weekend, the mask will be lifted.
The Sacrifice of the Captain is coming... | |
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