Im a Mayo guy. Miracle Whip blows.

Imago said:

Steadily creeping back up to the Bitch level

DarkKnight1 said:

I used to love Miracle Whip.
But after living in Germany for two years, I got used to Mayo.

Now I much prefer Mayo.





I just don't understand where this thread is supposed to go with this subject. It's not nearly as bad as one JerseyKRS or Fauxie could come up with, but still.

what is miracle whip exactly?

Imago said:

Im not sure i really want an answer. just a reaction

what's this stuff like?

ZombieKitten said:

Charlotte, it's ....erm...
You know when you eat canned pinapple? no, nevermind, that's not exactly what I want to say.

ok, ok, you know when you really really wanted a Members Only Jacket? and your parents bought you a cheap Sears knockoff instead?

Wait, you're Australian, nevermind.

ok, ok,. here goes. You know when you really want some delicious tasting peanut butter, but all you have on hand is Veggiemite? That's what Miracle whip is. It's a tangy version of Mayo.

ZombieKitten said:

Kewpie's great! I have some in my fridge at the moment. Doesn't look like that though, and it's in a jar.

I like to mix mustard with mayonnaise and put it in pasta with tuna.

Mayo.

Imago said:

I still don't know what it is!!!

vegemite is

ZombieKitten said:

It essentially starts out as mayo, but it has a little bit of a sour flavor added to it. Think of it as adding a little bit of lemon to your coke. Some people love that. Some don't.

Imago said:

oh.

ZombieKitten said:

Well, if we just came out and told you in the beginning, there would be absolutely no hope for DarkNight's crap thread.

ZombieKitten said:

I have bought it before, but kewpie's better.

Fauxie said:

so what would you put it on?

ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

there should be a mayonnaise.org

fascinating

Imago said:

Let explain how I feel about that comment.


Versace Pictures

DarkKnight1 said:

But seriously, it is a terrible thread, but I know you'll probably come back from this unmitigated failure.

DarkKnight1 said:

I just laughed out loud honestly on that one instead of politely using the falloff and lol emoticons to make you feel better.


oh lawd. You used to post those crazy chapters in the Prince fiction threads with me and LittlemissG.

Imago said:

Seriously though, I should probably work a little harder developing threads. Let me know if this has been covered. I want to start a thread that reviews a Prince CD and incorporates some combination of Homo-erotic rambling, DHT, Vaginas, random humping, oddly produced photoshopped pictures, or perhaps a thread that encourages people to post a picture in hopes that someone will tell everyone how attractive they are. Let me know if any of these ideas would work.

DarkKnight1 said:

brilliant


Actually, only about 20% if even that of the threads here require good content.
Most of the times, the real majic is in the jacking.

I wish I had a link to JustinUK's thread from a few months ago. That shit was jacked to hell and back, but ended up being so much better than the original concept.

DarkKnight1 said:

sounds great!

DarkKnight1 said:

A pic would've spruced that post up nicely.

You know if you really think about it, Mayo has a whole bunch of Dihydrogenated Monoxide in it.

Imago said:

is that bad? sounds lethal!

Imago said:

I think it also means vagina in swahilli

Imago said:

That was classic! And altruistic!

ZombieKitten said:

http://www.dhmo.org