there's no such thing as vampires but just in case go and get some garlic, make a necklace and wear it, and dont forget that vampires are friendly unless you taunt them about their awful dress sense.

Im not wearing a garlic necklace to bed!!

I refuse to acknowledge this nonsense quite that realistically.

What I need, is a boyfriend. To keep the vampires away of course.
Although the last one thought it was hilarious to freak me out like this in the dark

Where do you live in England, senik?

While you're lying in bed, listen out for my whispers. I'll make them very quiet - if you guess what I'm saying correctly, I'll go away and come back some other time.

No Im talking about the real thing man, Dracula! People keep getting mysteriously attacked in my book, throughout history as the succession of people try to piece together this particular stretch of the past. Theyre making out the Dracula is still alive. He killed the mans cat and then 30 years later, his daughters librarian friend!! Brr




See? Total wuss...

After she makes a necklace, what does she do with the garlic?

Im not wearing a garlic necklace to bed!!

I refuse to acknowledge this nonsense quite that realistically.

What I need, is a boyfriend. To keep the vampires away of course.
Although the last one thought it was hilarious to freak me out like this in the dark

Dracula is one of the best books I've read. I've read it 4 times. It's fantastic. You realise that Dracula fucks everyone he bites, right? The women all love the experience - it's the ultimate orgasm for the ultimate price.

I have the radio and the light on Lol I cant beleive Im such a wuss when Im alone....I think its this flat, Im not that comfortable here

but can we not have any theories on that please when i have to sleep here!

A vampire boyfriend, if you guys argue just turn the light on he'll melt.

and put garlic in his tea.

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A vampire boyfriend, if you guys argue just turn the light on he'll melt.

and put garlic in his tea.

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A vampire boyfriend, if you guys argue just turn the light on he'll melt.

and put garlic in his tea.

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Poltergeist for sure. Do you hear things being moved at night? metal chairs scraping across concrete floors? windows open that weren't before? an irrepressable urge to masturbate furiously for hours on end?

What! What kind of crap vampire is that!!! Light bulbs being switched will only get them a tan, at best

Sunlight. It's sunlight, LleeLlee!

Gosh, you'd have been rubbish as a vampire fighting team mate in "The Lost Boys"

What! What kind of crap vampire is that!!! Light bulbs being switched will only get them a tan, at best

Sunlight. It's sunlight, LleeLlee!

Gosh, you'd have been rubbish as a vampire fighting team mate in "The Lost Boys"

Tanned vampires, BRILLIANT!!

Stop posting horrible pictures on my thread! Im avoiding them at all costs. Not looking!!

I love the Lost Boys, hehe..I haven't see that movie in ages, remember their feet when they hung upside down, they were like little trotters. And they had a poster of Jim Morrison in their vampire lair. I bet you fancied that Star bird didnt ya?



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I wouldn't take any advice from LleeLlee - "the (not so good, in fact rubbish) Vampire Slayer"!

She'll only get you half killed. Either that or you'll be missing a few pints of blood

The noises are real, the vampires aren't. I'm in your appartment.

Oh fuck! That's about a thousand fold worse than bloody vampires