http://www.intelihealth.c...31035.html

An interesting article about keeping our arses clean.



I realize that this is going to be a heavily posted thread, so please try and have respect for others posts--don't hog and whore up thread with your enthusiam. It may be about arse, but let's try not to make it suck arse. Thanks!



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Get rid of those dingleberries

thanks.....and when you click on the local diseases of the anus, there are some terms i have never heard before....pretty disgusting at that.....and i mean who aggressively rubs their anus after a bowel movement?

pkidwell said:

Real men.

My Sweet Cheeky Monkey knows all about good anal hygene

Number23 said:

Real men also know that there's a smart & healthy way of doing this.

One of the most common techniques that physicans prescribe is known as 'The
Shawshank Redemption'.
One simply needs to remember that the hole you're diggin' into,
isn't in the wall.

Stop bumping this shitty thread!!!

jerseykrs said:

In Scotland we call shite 'jobbies'. As in "Miss, I need a jobby".
[Edited 8/26/06 11:10am]

Illustrator said:

Physicians?!

it's all about the butt wipes. let them into your life and about 75% of the work is done. i can't see how anyone in modern society can go without them. it's like imagining what people were like before toothpaste or soap.

Anx said:

I feel the same way about outdated hair products. After the bedhead revolution, who could ever turn back?

Thoroughly, but gently, drying the anal area after every bowel movement, using unscented toilet paper, a clean cloth towel or a hair dryer if necessary.

Revolution said:

i would apply sanitizing hand lotions and potpourri sachets to the region as well, if at all humanly possible.

Anx said:

potpurri satchets??? what's next after that? mango chutney?


....oh gawd, i can't believe i just typed that

Ottensen said:

mango chutney

Number23 said:

we say that in Australia too, but only by way of being silly a la the scots.

JohnTheBomb said:

I met with Australians in California. They're like Scots with a sunny disposition. I still don;t get with that, us sending out criminals and killers over to a beautiful promised land where the sun rarely stops shining. I would have killed to get there.

JohnTheBomb said:

That cute