So this woman goes to see her doctor about an issue she's been having.
It appears for the last 3 years, she has not had any luck with dates.
Although she's been keeping in shape, actively pursuing dates, and
addressing all her insecurities, she still feels as if something is
holding her back.

Dr. Wong, her doctor looks at her. Then he asks her, "OK, Let me look eht chu"
"I'm sorry?" She asked.
Dr. Wong replies, "Take You Clothes off."

She takes her clothes off feeling a bit awkward, as Dr. Wong is only her
Therapist.

"OK, now, " says Dr. Wong, "You crawl over heeya, and then crawl over there-a naked."

Even more confused, she gets on all fours and crawls from one end of his office
over to the other in the buff.

"hmmm", said Dr. Wong, "Dis is not good. Not good at all."

"What?? What??" She cried out absolutely frustrated. "You made me take off all my clothes, and walk the floor like a dog! What is not good?"

Dr. Wong looks her in the eyes somberly and replies, "You have Ed Zacrky Disease."

"Ed Zacrky Disease?" she asks.

"Yes, You Face Look Ed Zacrky Like You ass."

cborgman said:

oh boo, don't be mad.

oh

my


god.

Imago said:

did i mention my father was killed by punchline jokes?

and i love that i am "boo" again

This really didn't need to be its own thread. I'm just saying.

You could have posted this on an already existing thread. Almost any thread really, not even a "post an unfunny joke" thread (not that I have ever seen one of those). No one would have paid any attention to it anyway. But it would have been easier to bypass if it was just a post, not its own thread.

But don't get too upset. You'll learn eventually.

2the9s said:

Touchy Touchy!



You obviously have Ed Zackry disease yourself.

Imago said:

as an asian american I expect an apology for your depiction of how we talk.

purplerein said:

I'm asian American!


Besides, Who know's if Dr. Wong isn't really Sweedish or something.

Imago said:

as a hater of bad punchline jokes, i expect an apology for clicking on this thread.

Imago is funny as hell people!!!

Imago said:

it's bad enough being expected to be smart, or know computers..or know what kind of food to order at the chinese restaurant..now we have to talkee engree badry too?

purplerein said:

Yeah!
And as a Puerto Rican, I expect an apology for your depiction of how we crawl.

at this whole thread.

Protege said:

the aftermath is funny. the joke is not

What a crock of shit.

cborgman said:

story of his posting life!!!

cborgman said:

Nope. The whooooole thing.

jerseykrs said:

People, you're ignoring the fact that this doctor blatantly abused his position of power as a therapist for his own sick sexual pleasures!

NDRU said:

as a chinese doctor, I deplore your ojection to our abilities to diagnose and decide what's best for our patients.

NDRU said:

No, your missing the point.
The doctor couldn't make the distinction of where he should stick the thermometer.

Illustrator said:

oh, the "thermometer" therapy
[Edited 8/29/06 15:00pm]

Anx said:

Anx said:

Hark! An angel!

Anx said:

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says, "I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on
with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's
buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says
nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell
you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders,looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa...go home.
You're drunk."

ThirdandFinal said:

as a chinese doctor biker, i want to voice my dismay at your disparraging the biker community.
a true biker would never put up with that, relative or not.