A blind man walks into a bar, feels his way to a bar stool and sits down. At the top of his voice, he shouts to anyone in earshot "Who wants to hear a blonde joke?".
Well, from his left, a woman pipes up "I'm a blond, and world champion at karate, I could break your neck. The woman on your right is a blonde, and a master of Kung Fu, she could kill you with her bare hands. The bartender standing in front of you is a blonde as well, she used to be the bouncer here and could crush your skull."
"Ok" says the blind man.
The blonde to his left continues "So Mr, are you SURE you want to tell your blonde joke?"
"No, not if I have to explain it 3 times"

booooo!

unlucky7 said: