Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so dirty her bath water looks like tea

Yo mama house so small i threw a rock in her window it hit everybody inside

Yo mama so dumb the sign said 'airport left'..she turned around and went home

Yo mama is so old, she farts dust!

I love the dozens!

Yo momma stinks so bad that the only dis I'm gonna give her is disinfectent!

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she sat on a dollar bill she made 3 quarters two dimes and a nickel!

Yo Mamma's so dirty that Al Qaeda try to import her bath water for chemical warfare!

Yo Mamma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid!

Yo Mamma's so fat I excercise by jogging around her!

Yo Mamma has a glass eye with a fish in it!

Yo Mamma has a peg leg with a kickstand!

yo mama's so fat her shadow needs to diet

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That one made me laugh out loud!!!

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You're momma's so old, she's older than he birthdate.



Your momma's so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet.


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Yo Mamma so old she sat next 2 Jesus at school

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1.

No "Yo Mama" discussion would be complete without a reference to:

Ya Mama - The Pharcyde

Intro:

Yo man, you gotta be... you know
You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that?
Yo bro-shot
Yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin knowledge
and writin good stuff
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it?
You know what I'm sayin?
Oh, you talking about.. kick some, uh, knowledge...
Yeah, well you do that like right now
... and some wisdom for the people
What's up with that?
OK, I got it

(brothers and sisters)

Verse One: Booty Brown

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...

i haven't heard that song in a minute...

yo mamma is so stupid she saw a sign saying 'Turn Right' so she joined the conservative party

Yo mama should've slapped you for creating this stupid thread.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."




Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.



Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

dreamfactory313 said:

@ "gorilla cookies". That sounds like something Redd Foxx would say.

psychodelicide said:

WATCH IT SUCKA!

dreamfactory313 said:

Gotta love Aunt Esther, she was funny!

yamomma said:

No, no, no! Not you. This is Yo Mana, the gameshow from hell.

poseidon said:

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her used car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid, when she went to see Purple Rain she took an umbrella.

Here's an original:

Yo mama so nasty & stupid, she thinks S Club 7 is a strip joint!

All you gotta do is watch White Men Can't Jump
eg: *Yo mama's so old, she used to drive a chariot to high-school!
*If yo mama acted her age, the bitch would drop dead!

Cruel. But funny

Nikster said:

A "purple" dirty dozens' joke!

yo mama so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday (Buddy Love)

yp mama so fat got to put her belt on with a boomerang

yo mama so fat she went to sizzlers and got a group discount


yo mama so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

THat movie reminds me of Zelaira

Yo mama so old, the first game show she went on the grand prize was fire.

Yo mama so ugly, Freddie Krueger refused to date her.