shit, I tried to resist but here goes....




You momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!

yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street. i asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving!"

yo mama so hairy, she got afros on her nipples.

@ this whole thread.

Yo momma so stupid, she uses the org search function to find her way around this joint!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yo momma's so short; she plays handball on the curb!

again-

Yo momma's so dirty, there was a shootout on the street...someone said "hit the dirt" and they all jumped on yo momma's back!

yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.

yo mama so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

Yo momma's so fat; she walks down BOTH sides of the street!

Imago said:

yo mama has a 'fro with landing lights.

Your mama's so fat she uses hula-hoops to hold up her socks!

Apologies to all the fat mamas. We love you Just don't bring the bowl and spoon when it snows

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it!"

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo momma so skinny when she turns sideways she disappears.

Imago said:

That's what I was gonna say...almost...


Yo Mama so fat that when someone tells her to haul ass, she has to go back for seconds...

Yo mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 17 years to
live.

Yo mama is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy:240 Patrons - OR Yo Mama".

Yo mama is so fat, when she came up missing, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for her picture.

Yo mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good
side.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," SHE comes crashing through the
wall.

Yo mama is so fat, she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.


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ya mom's pussy is so nasty they make ya eat it on Fear factor

yamomma said:

Awesome. Did someone alert you to this thread?

Finess said:

ok, that's just evil.

yo mama's so fat that when your daddy rolls over after sex he's still on top of her

Just because yo' mama gives head

in a phone booth, it doesn't make her

a call girl...




[Edited 8/16/06 0:44am]

your mamas so stupid when i told her i was sending her an email tonite she went outside and sat by the mailbox .

that was dumb!

Finess said: