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THE YO MAMA THREAD! .
. Yo Mamma is Sooooo fat.. She fell in love & got stuck.. Beat That!  | |
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YO MAMA SO SHORT SHE HAS TO CUFF HER PANTIES!!! | |
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Yo mama is so ugly, the doctor slapped her when you were born.
Lame - I know. | |
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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND SHE SITS AROUND!!!! | |
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Yo Mama's so BIG she could be what my thread is about! | |
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this one's from back in my day... 
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: this one's from back in my day...
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. i remember that  | |
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brownsugar said: FunkMistress said: this one's from back in my day...
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. i remember that What about when the movie Juice came out and people started saying Yo mama so stupid, she went to see "Juice" and the bitch brought a cup! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: brownsugar said: i remember that What about when the movie Juice came out and people started saying Yo mama so stupid, she went to see "Juice" and the bitch brought a cup! how about yo mama so stupid, we told her its gonna be a bit chilly outside she brought a bowl and spoon | |
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yo mama ain't got no neck, they call 'er HEAD AND SHOULDERS!
aww man im a real knee slapper! | |
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brownsugar said: FunkMistress said: What about when the movie Juice came out and people started saying Yo mama so stupid, she went to see "Juice" and the bitch brought a cup! how about yo mama so stupid, we told her its gonna be a bit chilly outside she brought a bowl and spoon I was thinking of that one too. But YO mama is so old, when God said "Let there be light," she flipped the switch! The Normal Whores Club | |
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damn! i used to have a book with tons of mama jokes | |
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Yo Mama's so stupid she filled in a form and at the bottom where it said 'sign here'
She wrote ..Capricorn  | |
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poseidon said: Yo Mama's so stupid she filled in a form and at the bottom where it said 'sign here'
She wrote ..Capricorn | |
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Yo Mama's so stupid I told her 2 do the running man dance ....and i haven't seen the bitch since  | |
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damn, The Mistress beat me to it edit... [Edited 8/15/06 13:18pm] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: damn, The Mistress beat me to it edit...
[Edited 8/15/06 13:18pm] | |
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stale as hell but i'ma say it anyway: yo mama's so fat, she uses a queen-size mattress for a maxi pad. | |
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Yo Mama stinks so bad she made Right Guard turn left and SURE get a second opinion | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: stale as hell but i'ma say it anyway: yo mama's so fat, she uses a queen-size mattress for a maxi pad.
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yo mama's so fat, when she wears her red dress little kids run after her yellin "hey, kool-aid!!!"
i haven't played the dozens in forever. my jokes are kinna rusty.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: yo mama's so fat, when she wears her red dress little kids run after her yellin "hey, kool-aid!!!"
i haven't played the dozens in forever. my jokes are kinna rusty. thats okay me too. but this thread got my mind churnin'  | |
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yo mama's teeth so dirty, she can drink a glass of water and spit yoo-hoo. | |
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Yo Mamma's so nasty she has 2 call Janet Jackson 'Miss Jackson' | |
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Yo mama so tiny she can hang -glide on a Dorito. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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shellyevon said: Yo mama so tiny she can hang -glide on a Dorito.
that reminds me, "yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio"! | |
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brownsugar said: shellyevon said: Yo mama so tiny she can hang -glide on a Dorito.
that reminds me, "yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio"! "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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yamomma said: Just what in the hell did I do to you all?
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yo momma is so fat that she is 10 X more like likely to die from heart disease than a woman half her size.  | |
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