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Reply #30 posted 08/14/06 1:53pm

cborgman

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Spookymuffin said:

cborgman said:



I canst not believe that ye be the only soul to find humor within the brilliant phrase that i did turn.

:pouteth:


I fear lest shakespeare is too demanding for the minds of the fellows Dan and Jers.

:lolleth:


thine toungue swells with truth
[Edited 8/14/06 13:54pm]
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #31 posted 08/14/06 1:53pm

CaptainChaos

Et tu, p*nis?
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Reply #32 posted 08/14/06 1:55pm

cborgman

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CaptainChaos said:

Et tu, p*nis?

me thinks the cap'n do falsely boast too much
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #33 posted 08/14/06 1:56pm

Spookymuffin

CaptainChaos said:

Et tu, p*nis?


Behold the heathen who doth utter parlances in tongues!
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Reply #34 posted 08/14/06 1:56pm

CaptainChaos

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...lend me your p*nises.
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Reply #35 posted 08/14/06 1:57pm

Spookymuffin

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen...lend me your p*nises.
[Edited 8/14/06 13:56pm]


If only that had been the caseth.
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Reply #36 posted 08/14/06 2:00pm

LleeLlee

Cloudbuster is nary well for he doth maketh the beast with two backs, with a dodgeth bird.
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Reply #37 posted 08/14/06 2:01pm

cborgman

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Spookymuffin said:

CaptainChaos said:

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...lend me your p*nises.
[Edited 8/14/06 13:56pm]


If only that had been the caseth.


now THAT would have been a play by the bard i wouldst loved to join as a player.

the fourth act group bangeth of marc antony
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #38 posted 08/14/06 2:02pm

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LleeLlee said:

Cloudbuster is nary well for he doth maketh the beast with two backs, with a dodgeth bird.


:falloffeth:
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Reply #39 posted 08/14/06 2:04pm

Spookymuffin

cborgman said:

Spookymuffin said:



If only that had been the caseth.


now THAT would have been a play by the bard i wouldst loved to join as a player.

the fourth act group bangeth of marc antony


:disbeliefeth:
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Reply #40 posted 08/14/06 2:05pm

cborgman

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Spookymuffin said:

cborgman said:



now THAT would have been a play by the bard i wouldst loved to join as a player.

the fourth act group bangeth of marc antony


:disbeliefeth:


ifst thou would hurry along the aging speed and become legal in the courts eye, i would invite thee to be octavius to mine antony
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Reply #41 posted 08/14/06 2:06pm

Spookymuffin

cborgman said:

Spookymuffin said:



:disbeliefeth:


ifst thou would hurry along the aging speed and become legal in the courts eye, i would invite thee to be octavius to mine antony


i believe i would deny thou request and ask if thou hast a sister? :lolleth:
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Reply #42 posted 08/14/06 2:08pm

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ifst thou would hurry along the aging speed and become legal in the courts eye, i would invite thee to be octavius to mine antony


i believe i would deny thou request and ask if thou hast a sister? :lolleth:


nay, but would a wig upon mine crown and a painted and powedered face work for thou?
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Reply #43 posted 08/14/06 2:09pm

Spookymuffin

cborgman said:

Spookymuffin said:



i believe i would deny thou request and ask if thou hast a sister? :lolleth:


nay, but would a wig upon mine crown and a painted and powedered face work for thou?


:illeth:
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Reply #44 posted 08/14/06 2:11pm

cborgman

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nay, but would a wig upon mine crown and a painted and powedered face work for thou?


:illeth:


nay? instead imagine mine face and rags in style of nails that be nine.

wouldst that work for thine lust?

:giggleth:
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Reply #45 posted 08/14/06 2:11pm

LleeLlee

my thread, my thread, why hast thou forsaken me? yelpeth orger 9s as tears falleth from his cheeks and tumble betwixt his maneth boobeths.
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Reply #46 posted 08/14/06 2:13pm

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LleeLlee said:

my thread, my thread, why hast thou forsaken me? yelpeth orger 9s as tears falleth from his cheeks and tumble betwixt his maneth boobeths.


like sweet fruit of orange in sock of tube, his manly teats doth bring mine lunch back upon the earth
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #47 posted 08/14/06 2:14pm

Finess

cborgman said:

LleeLlee said:

my thread, my thread, why hast thou forsaken me? yelpeth orger 9s as tears falleth from his cheeks and tumble betwixt his maneth boobeths.


like sweet fruit of orange in sock of tube, his manly teats doth bring mine lunch back upon the earth



Fucketh off
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Reply #48 posted 08/14/06 2:14pm

Number23

WHA BOU DA
BITCH DAT
GOT SHOT? FUCK HER!
THINK I GIVE A DAMN
BOU A BITCH
I AINT NO SUKKA! MAKE YA
SISTAH THINK I LOVE
HER!

Et tu, Billy. One's sparkle touch doth decieve oneself lest time cracks the wound which never wept.

Too easy motherfucker. smoker
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Reply #49 posted 08/14/06 2:16pm

cborgman

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Finess said:

cborgman said:



like sweet fruit of orange in sock of tube, his manly teats doth bring mine lunch back upon the earth



Fucketh off


art thou 9s of the 2?
then thou hast misread mine words.
o villan, thy curtains art as womanly as the panties thou dons.
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Reply #50 posted 08/14/06 2:19pm

cborgman

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Number23 said:

WHA BOU DA
BITCH DAT
GOT SHOT? FUCK HER!
THINK I GIVE A DAMN
BOU A BITCH
I AINT NO SUKKA! MAKE YA
SISTAH THINK I LOVE
HER!

Et tu, Billy. One's sparkle touch doth decieve oneself lest time cracks the wound which never wept.

Too easy motherfucker. smoker


ghetto superstar
that is what thou art.
journeying from afar
snatching t'wards the stars
runneth away with me
to a eastern place
we canst relyth on another
uh huh
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #51 posted 08/14/06 2:22pm

cborgman

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wherefore didst everyone leave this place?
[Edited 8/14/06 14:23pm]
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Reply #52 posted 08/14/06 2:26pm

cborgman

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i didst murder thy thread with mine posts, did i not?
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Reply #53 posted 08/14/06 3:16pm

Spookymuffin

This thread hath died.
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Reply #54 posted 08/14/06 3:46pm

cborgman

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Spookymuffin said:

This thread hath died.

mine scripts did murder it
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Reply #55 posted 08/14/06 4:04pm

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cborgman said:

Spookymuffin said:

This thread hath died.

mine scripts did murder it


I doth protestus the death of this thread. I kick thee in thy codpiece whom dareth say no!
Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.

Don't Talk About It, Be About It!
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Reply #56 posted 08/14/06 4:09pm

LleeLlee

cborgman said:

Number23 said:

WHA BOU DA
BITCH DAT
GOT SHOT? FUCK HER!
THINK I GIVE A DAMN
BOU A BITCH
I AINT NO SUKKA! MAKE YA
SISTAH THINK I LOVE
HER!

Et tu, Billy. One's sparkle touch doth decieve oneself lest time cracks the wound which never wept.

Too easy motherfucker. smoker


ghetto superstar
that is what thou art.
journeying from afar
snatching t'wards the stars
runneth away with me
to a eastern place
we canst relyth on another
uh huh



thy humps thy humps thy humps
thine lovely lady lumpeths.

confused
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Reply #57 posted 08/14/06 4:22pm

Spookymuffin

LleeLlee said:

cborgman said:



ghetto superstar
that is what thou art.
journeying from afar
snatching t'wards the stars
runneth away with me
to a eastern place
we canst relyth on another
uh huh



thy humps thy humps thy humps
thine lovely lady lumpeths.

confused


:fallethoffy:
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Reply #58 posted 08/14/06 5:20pm

LleeLlee

Behold if thy will a picture
Of thou and I engageth in a kiss


For let us go crazy
Lest the elevator doth break down.

Little red corvette
baby, thou art muchly too fast.


confused
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Reply #59 posted 08/14/06 5:24pm

babynoz

From whence cometh this thread and whither doth it go? Methinks it goeth the way of madness! eek
Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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