This thread's creation was behest in order that the fair maiden's of the org may be swooned by the sweet poetry bequethed unto the gentry of an age long forgotten.

Create poetry, fellows! Sweet, sweet poetry!

fucketh thee, o dubious script writer.

Zounds, methinks CarrieMPLS hast bestow a foul wind.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Forsooth, methinks JD is silly.

by the sweat tainted orbs of sweet dan, this line of postings is going to live a life that is as short as the meat sword of Chriseth of Jers.
[Edited 8/14/06 13:27pm]

CarrieMpls said:

Foulwind anus wench.

cborgman said:

A fair attempt, sire, but a useless one nonetheless.

cborgman said:

Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips!

Spookymuffin said:

had i not fear that it would bring me rage, i would have dressed it in the proper robes of iambic petameter.

but nay, for that would bring me a massive pain of the mind.

cborgman said:

This is for certain true
For iambic pentameter is something I really cannot do.
but a rhyme, is something far more easily done,
such as what i pen thusly onto the page with such fun.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Beardy.

CarrieMpls said:

Shush it.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

:fallethoffy:

Spookymuffin said:

hast thou becometh a score with eight of age yet?

Spookymuffin said:

I doth giggle.

CarrieMpls said:

Doth thou mean "BARDy"?

Mine bestubbled soul patch doth irritate mine lip.

cborgman said:

Not until the midnight of the ninteenth night of the month of Hallows, I fear my friend.

CarrieMpls said:

Aye, m'lady, as did I.

CarrieMpls said:

As doth I. :lolleth:

Oh dearest maiden. Thou has provideth me with passions uncomprehended by human heart. Nectar sipped from the gods taste like honey sipped from your supple bosoms. This farthing shall serve to reward such generous gifts from your magical groin. Now, I shall leave, our 15 minutes of time disappeareth into the setting sun. And it is with gentle hope, milady, that the clappeth does not befall me like a plague upon my glorious member.

CaptainChaos said:

Ponce.

applekisses said:

Leave Apples. You're 'bard'.

Spookymuffin said:

damn thee, turn!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Alack! I doth giggle again!

alas, bloweth me

cborgman said:

patience unto thee, wretched beast!

Spookymuffin said:

I canst not believe that ye be the only soul to find humor within the brilliant phrase that i did turn.

:pouteth:

Finess said:

as i borrow and alter from puck, fairy of the midsummer night:

lord, what horny fools these mortals be.

cborgman said:

I fear lest shakespeare is too demanding for the minds of the fellows Dan and Jers.

:lolleth: