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Speak like Shakespeare This thread's creation was behest in order that the fair maiden's of the org may be swooned by the sweet poetry bequethed unto the gentry of an age long forgotten.
Create poetry, fellows! Sweet, sweet poetry! | |
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fucketh thee, o dubious script writer. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Zounds, methinks CarrieMPLS hast bestow a foul wind. | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: Zounds, methinks CarrieMPLS hast bestow a foul wind.
Forsooth, methinks JD is silly. |
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by the sweat tainted orbs of sweet dan, this line of postings is going to live a life that is as short as the meat sword of Chriseth of Jers. [Edited 8/14/06 13:27pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Zounds, methinks CarrieMPLS hast bestow a foul wind.
Forsooth, methinks JD is silly. Foulwind anus wench. | |
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cborgman said: fucketh thee, o dubious script writer.
A fair attempt, sire, but a useless one nonetheless. | |
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cborgman said: by the sweat tainted orbs of sweet dan, this line of postings is going to live a life that is as short as the meat sword of Chriseth of Jers.
[Merrily Edited Upon the date 8/14/06 at 13:27pm] Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips! | |
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Spookymuffin said: cborgman said: by the sweat tainted orbs of sweet dan, this line of postings is going to live a life that is as short as the meat sword of Chriseth of Jers.
[Merrily Edited Upon the date 8/14/06 at 13:27pm] Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips! had i not fear that it would bring me rage, i would have dressed it in the proper robes of iambic petameter. but nay, for that would bring me a massive pain of the mind. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Spookymuffin said: Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips! had i not fear that it would bring me rage, i would have dressed it in the proper robes of iambic petameter. but nay, for that would bring me a massive pain of the mind. This is for certain true For iambic pentameter is something I really cannot do. but a rhyme, is something far more easily done, such as what i pen thusly onto the page with such fun. | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: Forsooth, methinks JD is silly. Foulwind anus wench. Beardy. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Foulwind anus wench. Beardy. Shush it. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: Beardy. Shush it. :fallethoffy: | |
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Spookymuffin said: cborgman said: had i not fear that it would bring me rage, i would have dressed it in the proper robes of iambic petameter. but nay, for that would bring me a massive pain of the mind. This is for certain true For iambic pentameter is something I really cannot do. but a rhyme, is something far more easily done, such as what i pen thusly onto the page with such fun. hast thou becometh a score with eight of age yet? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ex-Moderator | Spookymuffin said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Shush it. :fallethoffy: I doth giggle. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Foulwind anus wench. Beardy. Doth thou mean "BARDy"? | |
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Mine bestubbled soul patch doth irritate mine lip. | |
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cborgman said: Spookymuffin said: This is for certain true For iambic pentameter is something I really cannot do. but a rhyme, is something far more easily done, such as what i pen thusly onto the page with such fun. hast thou becometh a score with eight of age yet? Not until the midnight of the ninteenth night of the month of Hallows, I fear my friend. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: :fallethoffy: I doth giggle. Aye, m'lady, as did I. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Spookymuffin said: :fallethoffy: I doth giggle. As doth I. :lolleth: | |
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Oh dearest maiden. Thou has provideth me with passions uncomprehended by human heart. Nectar sipped from the gods taste like honey sipped from your supple bosoms. This farthing shall serve to reward such generous gifts from your magical groin. Now, I shall leave, our 15 minutes of time disappeareth into the setting sun. And it is with gentle hope, milady, that the clappeth does not befall me like a plague upon my glorious member. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Oh dearest maiden. Thou has provideth me with passions uncomprehended by human heart. Nectar sipped from the gods taste like honey sipped from your supple bosoms. This farthing shall serve to reward such generous gifts from your magical groin. Now, I shall leave, our 15 minutes of time disappeareth into the setting sun. And it is with gentle hope, milady, that the clappeth does not befall me like a plague upon my glorious member.
Ponce. | |
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applekisses said: CarrieMpls said: Beardy. Doth thou mean "BARDy"? Leave Apples. You're 'bard'. | |
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Spookymuffin said: cborgman said: hast thou becometh a score with eight of age yet? Not until the midnight of the ninteenth night of the month of Hallows, I fear my friend. damn thee, turn! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: applekisses said: Doth thou mean "BARDy"? Leave Apples. You're 'bard'. Alack! I doth giggle again! |
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alas, bloweth me | |
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cborgman said: Spookymuffin said: Not until the midnight of the ninteenth night of the month of Hallows, I fear my friend. damn thee, turn! patience unto thee, wretched beast! | |
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Spookymuffin said: cborgman said: by the sweat tainted orbs of sweet dan, this line of postings is going to live a life that is as short as the meat sword of Chriseth of Jers.
[Merrily Edited Upon the date 8/14/06 at 13:27pm] Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips! I canst not believe that ye be the only soul to find humor within the brilliant phrase that i did turn. :pouteth: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Finess said: alas, bloweth me
as i borrow and alter from puck, fairy of the midsummer night: lord, what horny fools these mortals be. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Spookymuffin said: Verily that phrase did usher a chuckle from my lips! I canst not believe that ye be the only soul to find humor within the brilliant phrase that i did turn. :pouteth: I fear lest shakespeare is too demanding for the minds of the fellows Dan and Jers. :lolleth: | |
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