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stupid fortunes! Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy. I had to look up 'filial'. fil·i·al adj. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation. 
Have you had any lame fortunes lately? |
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CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy. I had to look up 'filial'. fil·i·al adj. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.
Have you had any lame fortunes lately? Perhaps a mistype?...perhaps it should have read "finial"? | |
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Filial...I loved his debut CD!  | |
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Byron said: Filial...I loved his debut CD!
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purplerein said: CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy. I had to look up 'filial'. fil·i·al adj. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.
Have you had any lame fortunes lately? Perhaps a mistype?...perhaps it should have read "finial"? that makes even less sense. lol. |
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mine usually say i am outgoing and assertive
okay whatever | |
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CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy...in bed.  | |
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TMPletz said: CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy...in bed. I don't even know what that supposed to mean! |
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TMPletz said: CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy...in bed. who started that tradition?...of putting "in bed" at the end of a fortune?..grrr | |
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CarrieMpls said: TMPletz said: I don't even know what that supposed to mean! Me neither! | |
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I think it's means you are loved and respected by your family, kind and trustworthy.
That's agood thing no need to be   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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My most recent fortune cookie said something about the truth being the best way to go. Whatever it was, it was very cliched. I wonder if there's money in making a line of fortune cookies with hilariously filthy fortunes inside. At least it wouldn't be cliched. Anyway...HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy. I had to look up 'filial'. fil·i·al adj. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.
Have you had any lame fortunes lately? Fortunes from fortunes cookis always tell you what you are, but never tell you your fortune is. | |
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maybe they meant you are a kind & trustworthy filly
The biger issue here is that THAT IS NOT A FORTUNE!! A fortune is something like "You will find a new love," or "you will step in gum." Fortune cookies are as bad as the top 40 now! My Legacy
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Sweeny79 said: I think it's means you are loved and respected by your family, kind and trustworthy.
That's agood thing no need to be OK, I suppose it's not a BAD fortune. It's just kind blah. |
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CarrieMpls said: Sweeny79 said: I think it's means you are loved and respected by your family, kind and trustworthy.
That's agood thing no need to be OK, I suppose it's not a BAD fortune. It's just kind blah.My brother got one once that said " You will be hungry soon, order more chinese food" In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Protege said: My most recent fortune cookie said something about the truth being the best way to go. Whatever it was, it was very cliched. I wonder if there's money in making a line of fortune cookies with hilariously filthy fortunes inside. At least it wouldn't be cliched.
Anyway...There's a restaurant in Uptown that has funny ones like 'You are your own worst hairdresser' and 'I have 2 words for you: control top.'  |
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Illustrator said: CarrieMpls said: Today my fortune from my fortune cookie said:
You are a filial, kind and trustworthy. I had to look up 'filial'. fil·i·al adj. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.
Have you had any lame fortunes lately? Fortunes from fortunes cookis always tell you what you are, but never tell you your fortune is. that's true! |
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NDRU said: maybe they meant you are a kind & trustworthy filly
The biger issue here is that THAT IS NOT A FORTUNE!! A fortune is something like "You will find a new love," or "you will step in gum." Fortune cookies are as bad as the top 40 now! |
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CarrieMpls said: Protege said: My most recent fortune cookie said something about the truth being the best way to go. Whatever it was, it was very cliched. I wonder if there's money in making a line of fortune cookies with hilariously filthy fortunes inside. At least it wouldn't be cliched.
Anyway...There's a restaurant in Uptown that has funny ones like 'You are your own worst hairdresser' and 'I have 2 words for you: control top.' Oooh I like. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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My Nan once found a condom still in its foil wrapper, in my jeans when she was putting a wash on. I think she was a bit embarassed and she asked me what it was. Thinking quickly I said it was a fortune cookie. Don't asked me why. She believed me. I don't think I've ever had a fortune cookie. When I get one, maybe it'll read 'piss flaps' or something when I crack one open. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: My Nan once found a condom still in its foil wrapper, in my jeans when she was putting a wash on. I think she was a bit embarassed and she asked me what it was. Thinking quickly I said it was a fortune cookie. Don't asked me why. She believed me. I don't think I've ever had a fortune cookie. When I get one, maybe it'll read 'piss flaps' or something when I crack one open.
piss flaps? |
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