On A Park Bench Reading A Bible In College

"Do you ever get horny when your reading that?" I felt like lighting should have struck down then and there! Wow what gumption!

that fucking rocks!

the hard-on is of God's own design

why would that offend Him?

i sooooo feel like i should repost my jesus story here.

hopefully not for my sake

I've already got a really good Jesus story

Rudy said:

mine is sacredelicious and involves gay sex

guess I figured that

sacredelicious!

Rudy said:

copyright cborgman comedy industries 2006

there was enough gay sex in the "Apple Chapel" (don't ask) when I was a boy at one of the large all-boy Christian private schools here that "comments" are mere folly....

mrdespues said:

i dunno. the story is waaaaay offensive. ask supa, he knows it.

cborgman said:

does it involve apple sauce and wooden dildos (created on SCHOOL GROUNDS no less!) in God's Holy House?



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[Edited 7/27/06 8:08am]

mrdespues said:

it involves getting fucked by jesus and being tied up with an oversized wooden rosary.

but now i am hungry for apple sauce
[Edited 7/27/06 8:09am]

cborgman said:

ok that's bad. but it didn't happen, right?

mrdespues said:

well, not the real jesus, obviously.

cborgman said:

jerseykrs said:

cborgman said:

if not the real jesus then who?

mrdespues said:

should i repost the story?

cborgman said:

i'm just concerned that someone is masquerading as jesus!

that's not on!

mrdespues said:

not masquerading, just had long wavy brown hair and while on top of me, his head was blocking the ceiling light, so i couldnt see his face only darkness, long brown hair, and rays of light shooting out from his head. made it look like i was being fucked by jesus, which i told him, and it escalated from there.

i now know i have a bit of a religious fetish

cborgman said:

karmatornado said:

Everyone knows 'Song Of Solomon' is all sex. That's probably what he meant.

Welp whenever I go to church (which is only for weddings or funerals) I think of NAUGHTY NAUGHTY things...I can't help it. It's like Satan got inside me or something...I come up with the best fantasies while sitting in those damn pews!

I got you all beat, I've had sex in church.

For this, I'm sure I'm going to hell, but I guess I was anyway.

CarrieLee said:

sounds good. i'd like you to tell me more, but i'm kinda christian myself. i've thought such heinous unholy things also having once been at an all boys anglican school. it kinda seeps in there, doesn't it... like the unholy seed himself!

jerseykrs said:

ive had sex in a church too

cborgman said:

and you're gay, so you soooo fucking win.

jerseykrs said:

true.



god hates me most!