Okay, so you all know by now that the Captain was denied his rightful place as July Male Org Hottie and I flipped out for a couple of days and became Captain NiceNice and now I'm back to my old lovable self. (Nice recap, Cappy!). Anyway let's move on to the future.

As I see it, I have about 2 weeks to campaign for the August Male Org Hottie. In truth, I shouldn't have to campaign but due to certain factors there is some resistence to the thought of me claiming a title that I am obviously due. So I must call out to several factions of the Org, groups whose votes I will sorely need in order to ascend to the throne. I have analyzed my most likely constituents and broken them down to five groups.

1) Gay men
2) Lesbians
3) Horny female Orgers
4) Orgers who are current or former porn stars or hookers
5) Imago

Gay male Orgers, you know I love you and even though I don't generally participate in it, I'm a big fan of the gay sex. Lesbians, I have given you mad props in many of my threads so how about throwing a little love my way. Horny female Orgers, vote for me and you will get gratitude in whatever carnal form you would like. I don't know if there are any ex-hookers or porn stars here, you know where the Captain stands on what you do or have done.

And of course Imago. If I get his endorsement, I'm a shoe-in. Imago help me out. Be the kingmaker here. Just throw in a Captain reference now and again and we'll see what happens.

I am making this my number one mission. Why is this important? Who the hell knows. I think I just want to rub in in when I talk to Admiral some time after Hell freezes over.

Anyway, my candidacy for Male Org Hottie has been thrown out there. Don't let me down Org!

show me ur hands

Ocean said:

Okay, but I caught a bug from one of my lady friends recently and they look kind of freaky.

CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

um I'll get back to u

CaptainChaos said:

Ocean said:

My feet remain strapping and virile. And most of the oozing pus is gone.

Wait, I can't get side-tracked here. Vote for Cap!

CaptainChaos said:

I'm not feeling so good

Ocean said:

Sorry about that. That must be from my Imposter Old Spice.

You'll have to kill me first.

kidelrich said:

Oh man, not another bloodbath filled trail to glory!

I still haven't gotten over my violent "safety patrol" campaign in 5th grade.

Damn Billy Jackson deserved what he got!

*kidelrich brings out the big guns*

that's awesome

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CinisterCee said:

It took me a couple solid months to get into that shape. But it was all worth it to take down the captain.

I've never been the month's male org hottie. And I'm really nice.

Fauxie said:

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/194684

shanti0608 said:

wtf? How did I miss that?

Fauxie said:

I am Not sure... glad to be of some help..

Fauxie said:

Mach said:

Can you believe this hottie??

shanti0608 said:

CaptainChaos said:

you refer to yourself in the third person. i'm sorry.

shanti0608 said:

It's a good thing the hottie is not required to be smart. I could pretend I didn't see the thread because I was busy debating the situation in the middle east over in P&R, but so long as you like my eyes, Mach still gets gooey when she thinks of Pluto, and Ocean still has a hand and foot fetish, it's enough.

starkitty said:

oh my god, it's you!

I started a thread about you:

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/194684











Ok, so it's about me, but you should be there because I think you have nice hair and a fine, ornery wit.

Captain. Your Org hottie of the month. Every month.

Fauxie said:

LIES

starkitty said:

I've started more threads about you in the past than you've had hot dinners.

whatever. i think i'll go eat some clams with lemon and butter.

starkitty said: