Anything you want to know. I am a font of wisdom. Suggested topics for questions include:

Okay, first - oh my GOD - I am eating the freshest chocolate croissant right now.

If I started my own ask-me-anything thread, what would you ask me?

What if cborgman started an ask-me-anything thread. What would you ask him?

Let's just say that Fauxie started an ask-me-anything thread. What would you ask him?

We all know sometime in the near future, ZombieKitten might start an ask-me-anything thread. What would you ask her?

Imago said:

You know what's weird? I've been really regular this week. Like REALLY regular. It's kind of nice, but it's worrisome because when things go too smoothly, there always has to be a catch somewhere. Though I guess I have been eating a lot of fiber lately...

Can I ask you anything?

Imago said:

He would probably ask, well wait a minute, I think I have something on my shirt.

Will apes ever rule the world?

If you dropped a piece of buttered bread, it will always land buttered side down, and if you dropped a cat...it will always land on it's feet...so what would happen if you attached a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?

Imago said:

Remember that little girl on Our Gang? She was like Buckwheat's little sister or something? Her name was like Fauxina or something. FOE-EEEN-AH. Do you think that's where Fauxie came from? Is he a Little Rascal?

I like my coffee hot but I hate waiting for it to cool down.

Imago said:

I'm sensing a pattern.

I've been wearing striped shirts all week.

What does that mean?

pardonme4livin said:

Well, *MY* cat would start licking his back because he likes butter.

coolcat said:

Is that your question?

kidelrich said:

They already do!

Anx said:

Yes. Isn't this a "stupid questions" thread?

What do you think my biggest flaw is, and how do you think I should go about trying to improve it?

I guess that's 2 questions.

What are your thoughts on gay marriage?

coolcat said:

That was last month.

Moonbeam said:

You ask too many questions is what your big problem is! Knowing you, you'll respond to this answer with another question or two!

kidelrich said:

I'm going to answer this one.


The term Gay marriage makes no sense to me. You should be allowed to marry anybody you want, male or female, and not have to distinguish that type of marriage any differently than one between opposite sexes.

Anx said:

You didn't answer my second question.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

kidelrich said:

i'm a big advocate for glum marriage.

Who's faster? The Flash or Superman?

coolcat said:

Everyone is pounding sunshine up my patoot today. It's like, am I the only person on earth who can fulfill everyone's needs today? Am I the candy man? I'm tired of it.

Oh, to answer your question, I'd have to go with Star Jones.

Anx said:

A "stupid questions" thread would have been less stressful.

Italy or France ?

Bjork or Sigur Rós ?

Politics or Religion ?

Anx said:

I don't think it's a good sign

Anx said:

No.

Maybe, I don't know.

No.

No.