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Putting Your Foot In It http://www.youtube.com/wa...nds%20foot Here's a clip of Noel Edmonds on 'Deal Or No Deal' nearly putting his foot in it and then tries to dig himself out of the hole he made. It's quite amusing when you see the look on his face after the lady says that Christopher is disabled. Have you ever put your foot in it? Do you do it often? What happened? Did you worm your way out of it?... | |
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Ex-Moderator | I don't like to put my foot in anything, btw. |
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I can't actually put my whole foot in it. Not all the way. | |
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Moderator | I put my foot in my mouth so often I'm suprised I have time to walk.
Well I'm honest at least I can say that about myself. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Feet are gross. | |
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Ex-Moderator | jerseykrs said: Feet are gross.
not my feet. |
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I thought this thread was about soul food I AM BEATLOAF
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CarrieMpls said: jerseykrs said: Feet are gross.
not my feet. If a girl's feet are gross, I'm audi. | |
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sometimes i have a hard time figuring out if someone is mentally handicapped or not unless it is extremely obvious. that can be awkaward | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: http://www.youtube.com/wa...nds%20foot Here's a clip of Noel Edmonds on 'Deal Or No Deal' nearly putting his foot in it and then tries to dig himself out of the hole he made. It's quite amusing when you see the look on his face after the lady says that Christopher is disabled. Have you ever put your foot in it? Do you do it often? What happened? Did you worm your way out of it?... It's a sad day when you can't make fun of funny looking handicapped people Handicapped people have bad hair days too! That woman was milking for the sympathy! Booooo [Edited 7/9/06 16:01pm] I AM BEATLOAF
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i do it all the time. i try to take my time and think about what i'm saying before i do. but i hate that too 'cause i dont' like be restricted by worrying about what others may think or their response. most of the time its because what i've said is misunderstood. while i'm thinking one way in my mind they're taking it another way. | |
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Moderator | My stupid mouth
Has got me in trouble I said too much again To a date over dinner yesterday And I could see She was offended She said "well anyway..." Just dying for a subject change Oh, it's another social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one soon We bit our lips She looked out the window Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker And I could see clearly, An indelible line was drawn Between what was good, what JUST slipped out and what went wrong Oh, the way she feels about me has changed Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one I'm never speaking up again It only hurts me I'd rather be a mystery Than she desert me Oh I'm never speaking up again Starting now One more thing Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked I just wanna be funny Looks like the jokes on me So call me captain backfire I'm never speaking up again it only hurts me i'd rather be a mystery than she desert me oh im never speaking up again(x3) Starting now In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: My stupid mouth
Has got me in trouble I said too much again To a date over dinner yesterday And I could see She was offended She said "well anyway..." Just dying for a subject change Oh, it's another social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one soon We bit our lips She looked out the window Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker And I could see clearly, An indelible line was drawn Between what was good, what JUST slipped out and what went wrong Oh, the way she feels about me has changed Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one I'm never speaking up again It only hurts me I'd rather be a mystery Than she desert me Oh I'm never speaking up again Starting now One more thing Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked I just wanna be funny Looks like the jokes on me So call me captain backfire I'm never speaking up again it only hurts me i'd rather be a mystery than she desert me oh im never speaking up again(x3) Starting now damn thats exactly how i feel when i fuck up! who is that? | |
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brownsugar said: Sweeny79 said: My stupid mouth
Has got me in trouble I said too much again To a date over dinner yesterday And I could see She was offended She said "well anyway..." Just dying for a subject change Oh, it's another social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one soon We bit our lips She looked out the window Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker And I could see clearly, An indelible line was drawn Between what was good, what JUST slipped out and what went wrong Oh, the way she feels about me has changed Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one I'm never speaking up again It only hurts me I'd rather be a mystery Than she desert me Oh I'm never speaking up again Starting now One more thing Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked I just wanna be funny Looks like the jokes on me So call me captain backfire I'm never speaking up again it only hurts me i'd rather be a mystery than she desert me oh im never speaking up again(x3) Starting now damn thats exactly how i feel when i fuck up! who is that? me, too! | |
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Moderator | JasmineFire said: brownsugar said: damn thats exactly how i feel when i fuck up! who is that? me, too! John Mayer. I fucking love that song! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Welcome we love you
We hate you We love you We want you We need you We wish we were like you They say you're a saint You're a whore You're a sinner That he had you He made you He can't live without you. Would you confess if we asked That you nurture the urge To declare that it's time To settle down With a man of your own You want a baby A family A piece of security Shut your mouth Try not to panic Just shut your mouth If you can do it What's your opinion on the dire situation In our land here Our guest here Of course you'll be nice here How do you feel about god and religion Are you good people Bad people Guess it doesn't matter people. Your place My place Make her bring that famous face You got some You want some You wanna let me get you some We know your music but of course we'd never buy it It's too fake man Right man! (We don't give a FUCKING DAMN!) I hear you say it Play it smart girl Win the game love Give 'em what they want What they want to see and you could be a big star You could go far Make a landmark What have you been reading you smart girl? Win the game love Give 'em what they want What they want to see and you could be a big star You could go far Make a landmark Make a shit load. And the world spins by With everybody moaning Pissing, bitching and everyone is shitting On their friends On their love On their oaths On their honour On their graves Out their mouths And their words say nothing I waited to say something Oh shut your mouth I wanted to say something Oh shut your mouth I waited to say something Oh shut your mouth | |
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JasmineFire said: brownsugar said: damn thats exactly how i feel when i fuck up! who is that? me, too! Thanks for playing, try again... | |
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Moderator | brownsugar said:[quote] JasmineFire said: Thanks for playing, try again... Here you go: http://www.yousendit.com/...F73B5AA357 One more thing Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked I just wanna be funny Looks like the jokes on me So call me captain backfire In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | brownsugar said: no problem In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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A couple came into the studio for photographs of their child and I said "what's her name?".
Them - "His name is Ashley" | |
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althom said: A couple came into the studio for photographs of their child and I said "what's her name?".
Them - "His name is Ashley" | |
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althom said: A couple came into the studio for photographs of their child and I said "what's her name?".
Them - "His name is Ashley" There are some very "confusing" looking kids out there, that's for sure. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: A couple came into the studio for photographs of their child and I said "what's her name?".
Them - "His name is Ashley" There are some very "confusing" looking kids out there, that's for sure. The kid had long hair and he was 4. | |
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