Scream I got a big black bird in my house and the stupid thing won’t leave!!
It must have flown in the door and for the past half hour it’s been attempting to bash its way out through the window. I’ve tried 2 capture the silly thing when I do this it’s like it’s trying to attack me . I managed to open windows wider it’s like the stupid things not noticed, got a towel to try and manoeuvre it out the window and it pecked my hand . GRRRRR tell it 2 get out someone come and get it out 4 me now!!

Steadwood said:

No a stupid brainless crow wish it would take the hint and fly out the window or door poor things battering its self

katt said:

You're safe then

Has it seen the computer screen?


It might be afraid of your avatar and user name...


Try putting some food outside the window....though I doubt lunch is the first thing on its mind just now

katt said:

CROOOOW!

ugh ... that would suck ....

reminds me of a "bat " that was in the toilet one day .... i looked down when i was about to .... well ... u know ... and i was like wow oops wowie ... and ran !!!!! ... my first reaction was kinda funny --- cus this old old man was workin in the building ... and all i could think of was he was chewin tobacco and left a big wadddd in the toilet !!!!

but ... some girl in the office got it out --- she loved bats !!!! (what a wimp snidely is .... )

good luck with the bird ... i guess u could go outside and entice it with some food perhaps ???

Steadwood said:

Yup i'm safe the mood it's in im going no where . thats a thought i could call my silly toothless cat in maybe the crow will take the hint but I doubt my cat could do anything as she's way 2 old and lazy

katt said:

How about getting a sizeable box...

Put some food right in it...

wait for bird to enter box...

Shut lid on it and carry it out....


I've never tried it....not many birds flying in my place ..

But it might work...

Steadwood said:

that sounds good gonna hunt 4 a box in garage now thanku worth a try

katt said:

Good to be of service....

...Hope you and the bird fair well...

SnidelyWhiplash said:

Holy Crap!...

Do you get many bats in the toilet round there?....

it's a pysco bird

the bat was a shocker ... happend about a yr ago ... however ---- this week --- they just moved me up to the 3rd floor of this old building ... i wonder ... perhaps ... there is a greater chance NOW .... ewwwww

SnidelyWhiplash said:

I hope not.

Close off the room if you can. If you can't close a door, hang a sheet over the entrance. Open a window, you can place a broom stick leading from the floor to the window if the bird is on the floor. Or you can balance one on the window sill It'll gravitate towards something that looks familiar - a broom is kinda like a branch. Turn off all noise and then leave. It'll find it's way to the window and will take off.

DO NOT try to catch it. That is asking for serious trouble.

Give it time to leave. Remember it wants out of there are much as you want it out. Crows are extremely intelligent birds, it will figure how to get out, you just have to stop freaking it out by being around it.

JustErin said:

I tried everything it just would not leave in the end I waited until it got tired sneaked in with oven gloves (2 protect my hands ) and a bath towel, threw bath towel over it and captured it then released the crow into garden then ran back into house and shut the windows and doors wasnt taken the chance it getting back in again

Thanku everyone 4 ur advice