This thread, after the inclusion of horny teenage boys, became UTTERLY boring, so;

FunkMistress said:

not too many questions, you'll make their brains explode!

HamsterHuey said:

Who you calling teenage?

CaptainChaos said:

Just anyone with banana's in their avatars, why?

HamsterHuey said:

What, it's a crime to have a banana for an avatar?

Just for that, I will now jack this thread with a complete history of bananas from my current favorite web site, www.banana.com:

The Origin of Bananas

The true origin of Bananas, world's most popular fruit, is found in the region of Malaysia. By way of curious visitors, bananas traveled from there to India where they are mentioned in the Buddhist Pali writings dating back to the 6th century BCE. In his campaign in India in 327 BCE, Alexander the Great relished his first taste of the banana, an usual fruit he saw growing on tall trees. He is even credited with bringing the banana from India to the Western world. According to Chinese historian Yang Fu, China was tending plantations of bananas in 200 CE. These bananas grew only in the southern region of China and were considered exotic, rare fruits that never became popular with the Chinese masses until the 20th century.

Eventually, this tropical fruit reached Madagascar, an island off the southeastern coast of Africa. Beginning in 650 CE Islamic warriors traveled into Africa and were actively engaged in the slave trade. Along with the thriving business in slave trading, the Arabs were successful in trading ivory along with abundant crops of bananas. Through their numerous travels westward via the slave trade, bananas eventually reached Guinea, a small area along the West Coast of Africa. By 1402 Portuguese sailors discovered the luscious tropical fruit in their travels to the African continent and populated the Canary lslands with their first banana plantations. Continuing the banana's travels westward, the rootstocks were packed onto a ship under the charge of Tomas de Berlanga, a Portuguese Franciscan monk who brought them to the Caribbean island of Santo Domingo from the Canary Islands in the year 1516. It wasn't long before the banana became popular throughout the Caribbean as well as Central America. Arabian slave traders are credited with giving the banana its popular name. The bananas that were growing in Africa as well as Southeast Asia were not the eight-to-twelve-inch giants that have become familiar in the U.S. supermarkets today. They were small, about as long as a man's finger. Ergo the name banan, Arabic for finger. The Spaniards, who saw a similarity to the plane tree that grows in Spain, gave the plantain its Spanish name, platano.

It was almost three hundred and fifty years later that Americans tasted the first bananas to arrive in their country. Wrapped in tin foil, bananas were sold for 10 cents each at a celebration held in Pennsylvania in 1876 to commemorate the hundredth anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Instructions on how to eat a banana appeared in the Domestic Cyclopaedia of Practical Information and read as follows: "Bananas are eaten raw, either alone or cut in slices with sugar and cream, or wine and orange juice. They are also roasted, fried or boiled, and are made into fritters, preserves, and marmalades."

Note: The banana plant is not a tree. It is actually the world's largest herb!

I'm watching this show, it's enjoyable.....only: in what friggin' universe are there lesbian bars where there are only semi-hot to hot women????? In America?????

abierman said:

LoL

I'll take you to Sarijn one time.

FunkMistress said:

Can you sing along with 2 Nice Girl's "Birth Control and Beer"?

Do you have any pictures of Rosie The Riveter in your home, office or car?

How many alternative country shows do you attend per year?

How many times have you seen The Incredibly True Adventures Of Two Girls In Love?

Do you regularly have The L Word viewing parties?

Do you belong to any Megan Mullally fan clubs?

HamsterHuey said:

Sibro! I like that!!!
The Sapphic Sibrotherhood Welcomes You!!!!!

The Sibrotherhood makes out, don't they?

I wanna make out.

ZombieKitten said:

I AGREE 100%. She was absolutely gorgeous in LOVE AND HUMAN REMAINS.



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abierman said:

Are you guys on the first season. Hold on to your hats. The third season has the girl that I would absolutely have sex with, CARMEN.




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CaptainChaos said:

thankyou, captain... i found that fascinating.




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mrdespues said:

Faggot.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Nice bellybutton-shot!

HamsterHuey said: