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The Official Jersey's Birthday Thread! How drunk will he be by the end of his birthday celebration tonight? Will he be as drunk as...
1) The 40 Year Old Virgin when his friends take him out & he gets plastered 2) My mom after she has one chocolate martini at Outback 3) Cary Grant in North by Northwest when the bad guy forces liquor down his throat to set him up 4) A frat guy at the University of Miami who's just turned 21 (21 shots, dude!) 5) The ex bf of my friend who showed up plastered at her party last year and shouted in front of everyone that he wanted to f&*% her. Her current boyfriend was told. When the party ended prematurely(whatever for?) the ex rolled down the street over broken glass and then urinated in her current boyfriend's gas tank. [Edited 6/28/06 6:46am] [Edited 6/28/06 8:51am] | |
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i can't say how drunk he plans on getting, though tara reid just orgnoted me asking where his party's at. | |
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I heard he's hanging out with Andy Dick and Robert Downey Jr. at an open bar wedding reception.  | |
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he's going to have lots of fun. especially since i kidnapped punky bruiser and fed ex'd her to him. she should be there any minute now... | |
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JasmineFire said: he's going to have lots of fun. especially since i kidnapped punky bruiser and fed ex'd her to him. she should be there any minute now...
I thought she was into me.  | |
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kidelrich said: I heard he's hanging out with Andy Dick and Robert Downey Jr. at an open bar wedding reception.
I heard Joan Rivers will be presenting awards.  |
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happy Birthday you ballchinned cactus humper | |
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Finess said: happy Birthday you ballchinned cactus humper
nice one. | |
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kidelrich said: Finess said: happy Birthday you ballchinned cactus humper
nice one. i have my moments | |
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Happy Birthday Chris! Drink up!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Happy Birthday!  
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Happy B'Day Jersey lad  "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Happy birthday. | |
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I'll have everyone know that I remained sober. | |
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jerseykrs said: I'll have everyone know that I remained sober.
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jerseykrs said: I'll have everyone know that I remained sober.
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shanti0608 said: jerseykrs said: I'll have everyone know that I remained sober.
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jerseykrs said: shanti0608 said: It's all about you Jersey, isn't it | |
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Happy Belated Birthday!!!!
Woo hoo!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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