OK, I'm betting the gay guys here will find this funny too.

go to google...type in "retard having sex" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"

my fave. quote....

Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"

Is this thread about me?

it can't...it just can't be real....can it??

i thought of several responses to this thread, but all i can muster is

"Retards are still having sex..."

I did it and I came up with a myspace profile.

http://profile.myspace.co...id=3593940

Though the question begs to be asked, what kind of freak are you looking up "Retard having sex"?

I got this;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wack_Pack

Maybe because it's Dutch google

Anx said:

For the Ladies


http://www.ironhymen.com/

I want the "sex is for fags" t-shirt they offer

cborgman said:

jerseykrs said:

creepy

Is this supposed to be funny?

Romera said:

"While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick."

"Take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That's why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'"

- Laura Bush

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

At the top of the site it says the following:

The Sex is for Fags! Abstinence-Only Education Program is produced by the US Dept. of Health & Human Services and the White House Office of Youth Purity.



Is it any surprise that the Bush administration would come up with this shit:

Tim R said:

Tim R.: "I hate fags. Dude, I mean, dudes who can't stop touching their wangs? DUDE. So, like, I joined Sex Is For Fags because it IS. You won't catch me doing that – with dudes OR chicks. Well, at least not until I get my trust fund and start needing some serious tax deductions."


[Edited 6/21/06 9:58am]

hahaha, I knew you fucks would find this funny

i want that freaking t-shirt

jerseykrs said:

birds of a feather...

jerseykrs said:

testicle weevils?

Point 4 of the pledge:

4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

I LOVE THIS....


Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

Bert F.: "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"



Girl Slime

notoriousj said:

Spats has to be a subscriber to this site!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh hell

I am so confused.

Cloudbuster said: